"Your lordship won't want any supper." With which parting and
equivocal witticism the expansive joker vanished.
"Whew! There he goes again," gasped Peckover, dropping limply into the
nearest chair. "He has made me tremble all over." He gave a wild
glance at the grey church tower looming--frowning, it seemed--cold and
depressing. "George! I've a good mind to stop alive and risk it."
The entrance of Miss Popkiss with an array of dishes which might have
elucidated the landlord's parting remark, and with a new bow in her
hair, brought the guest up to attention again. Hungry, tired and
especially thirsty, he lost no time in falling to, and so intent was he
upon the good cheer before him that for a time the Hebe became
aggrieved at the thought that the extra attention to her personal
appearance had been thrown away, and the aid of curling tongs and smart
ribbon been invoked to no purpose. However, with the second glass of
champagne, the guest manifestly began to take more interest in things
in general and of the expectant handmaiden in particular.
"Ah!" he exclaimed with a lengthy expiration of quasi-content, as Miss
Popkiss deftly and with a flourish of the bangle on the wrist that was
more in evidence, removed the fish and set the fowl before him. "I'm
beginning to feel better." He tossed off another glass of champagne.
"I say, my dear, your father is a cheerful person. His conversation is
enough to make a boiled cod-fish shiver."
"Yes, sir--my lord," responded Miss Popkiss, abandoning the discussion
of the parental characteristics in favour of a subject of more
immediate interest, namely, herself; "it is a bit dullish here. That's
why I am leaving."
"Oh, you are leaving?" remarked Peckover, taking as polite an interest
in the statement as was consistent with having his mouth full.
"Yes," she informed him. "I am going to the place you are bound for."
The bubbling glass was half-way to his eager lips, but he set it down
again. "The devil you are?" he exclaimed.
"It must at least be as lively as this," Miss Popkiss hazarded, with a
pretty affectation of ennui.
"A good deal more so," the guest declared, pausing in his eating to
stare blankly in front of him in utter mystification. The result of
his hazy cogitation was that if the people of the inn were labouring
under some absurd delusion it would be as well not to disturb it.
"Well, there's no accounting for tastes," he remarked, falling back on
that non-committal, if unoriginal aphorism, and redirecting his
attention to the roast chicken.
"Some folks," gossiped Miss Popkiss, by way of a running conversational
accompaniment to the dinner, "who don't fancy the place, would say it
was out of the frying pan into the fire."
Number twenty-four had steadied the guest's nerves. "Yes," he agreed
grimly, "most people would say that. Now," he muttered, "she's at it.
What's that?" he inquired, pointing with his knife to a side dish.
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