A Proposal Under Difficulties: A FarceBangs, John Kendrick
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A Proposal Under Difficulties: A Farce
Bangs, John Kendrick
American drama -- 19th century; Comedy plays; Marriage proposals -- Drama; New York (N.Y.) -- Drama
_Yardsley_ (_interrupting_). Looks so like a football-player's head it
appeals to your sympathies? Well, perhaps you are right. I never thought
of it in that light before, but--
_Dorothy_ (_smiling_). Nor I; but now that you mention it, it does look
that way, doesn't it?
_Barlow_ (_not wishing to disagree with DOROTHY_). Very much. Droll
idea, though. Just like Bob, eh? Very, very droll. Bob's always dro--
_Yardsley_ (_interrupting_). When I see a man walking down the avenue
with a chrysanthemum in his button-hole, I always think of a wild Indian
wearing a scalp for decorative purposes.
[_BARLOW and DOROTHY laugh at this, and during their mirth
JENNIE enters with the portfolio. She hands it to DOROTHY.
DOROTHY rests it on the arm of her chair, and, BARLOW looking
over one shoulder, she goes through it. JENNIE in passing out
throws another kiss to YARDSLEY._
_Yardsley_ (_under his breath, stamping his foot_). Awgh!
_Barlow._ What say?
[_DOROTHY looks up, surprised._
_Yardsley._ I--I didn't say anything. My--ah--my shoe had a piece
of--ah--
_Barlow._ Oh, say lint, and be done with it.
_Yardsley_ (_relieved, and thankful for the suggestion_). Why, how did
you know? It did, you know. Had a piece of lint on it, and I tried to
get it off by stamping, that's all.
_Dorothy._ Ah, here it is.
_Yardsley._ What? The lint?
_Barlow._ Ho! Is the world nothing but lint to you? Of course not--the
Gibson. Charming, isn't it, Miss Dorothy?
_Dorothy_ (_holding the picture up_). Fine. Just look at that girl.
Isn't she pretty?
_Barlow._ Very.
_Dorothy._ And such style, too.
[Illustration: "CHARMING, ISN'T IT?"]
_Yardsley_ (_looking over DOROTHY'S other shoulder_). Yes, very
pretty, and lots of style. (_Softly._) Very--like some one--some one I
know.
_Barlow_ (_overhearing_). I think so myself, Yardsley. It's exactly
like Josie Wilkins. By-the-way--ah--how is that little affair coming
along, Bob?
_Dorothy_ (_interested_). What! You don't mean to say--Why, _Mister_
Yardsley!
_Yardsley_ (_with a venomous glance at BARLOW_). Nonsense. Nothing in
it. Mere invention of Barlow's. He's a regular Edison in his own way.
[_DOROTHY looks inquiringly at BARLOW._
_Barlow_ (_to YARDSLEY_). Oh, don't be so sly about it, old fellow!
_Every_body knows.
_Yardsley._ But I tell you there's nothing in it. I--I have different
ideas entirely, and you--you know it--or, if you don't, you will
shortly.
_Dorothy._ Oh! Then it's some one else, Mr. Yardsley? Well, now I _am_
interested. Let's have a little confidential talk together. Tell _us_,
Mr. Yardsley, tell Mr. Barlow and me, and maybe--I can't say for
certain, of course--but maybe we can help you.
_Barlow_ (_gleefully rubbing his hands_). Yes, old man; certainly. Maybe
we--_we_ can help you.
_Yardsley_ (_desperately_). You can help me, both of you--but--but I
can't very well tell you how.
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