Dorothy’s bower was green, and cool, and crystal, the ruggedness of the
rocks softened by the wealth of foliage. A very limpid spring, high up
and out of sight among the leaves, sent its waters tinkling down the
face of the cliff, ever filling a crystal-clear lakelet at the foot,
which yet was never full. Velvety and beautiful as was the moss
surrounding this pond, it was nevertheless too damp to form an
acceptable couch for a human being, unless that human being were brave
enough to risk the rheumatic inconveniences which followed Rip Van
Winkle’s long sleep in these very regions, so Dorothy always carried
with her from the hotel a feather-weight, spider’s-web hammock, which
she deftly slung between two saplings, their light suppleness giving an
almost pneumatic effect to this fairy net spread in a fairy glen; and
here the young woman swayed luxuriously in the relaxing delights of an
indolence still too new to have become commonplace or wearisome.
She always expected to read a great deal in the hammock, but often the
book slipped unnoticed to the moss, and she lay looking upward at the
little discs of blue sky visible through the checkering maze of green
leaves. One afternoon, deserted by the latest piece of fictional
literature, marked in plain figures on the paper cover that protected
the cloth binding, one dollar and a half, but sold at the department
stores for one dollar and eight cents, Dorothy lay half-hypnotized by
the twinkling of the green leaves above her, when she heard a sweet
voice singing a rollicking song of the Civil War, and so knew that
Katherine was thus heralding her approach.
“‘When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We’ll give him a hearty welcome then,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer, the boys will shout,
The ladies they will all turn out,
And we’ll all feel gay
When Johnny comes marching home.’”
Dorothy went still further back into the history of her country, and
gave a faint imitation of an Indian war-whoop, to let the oncomer know
she was welcome, and presently Katherine burst impetuously through the
dense undergrowth.
“So here you are, Miss Laziness,” she cried.
“Here I am, Miss Energy, or shall I call you Miss-applied Energy?
Katherine, you have walked so fast that you are quite red in the face.”
“It isn’t exertion, it’s vexation. Dorothy, I have had a perfectly
terrible time. It is the anxiety regarding the proper discipline of
parents that is spoiling the nervous system of American children. Train
them up in the way they should go, and when they are old they do depart
from it. There’s nothing more awful than to own parents who think they
possess a sense of humor. Thank goodness mother has none!”
“Then it is your father who has been misbehaving?”
“Of course it is. He treats the most serious problem of a woman’s life
as if it were the latest thing in ‘Life.’”
Dorothy sat up in the hammock.
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