“The most important problem? That means a proposal. Goodness gracious,
Kate, is that insurance man back here again?”
“What insurance man?”
“Oh, heartless and heart-breaking Katherine, is there another? Sit here
in the hammock beside me, and tell me all about it.”
“No, thank you,” refused Katherine. “I weigh more than you, and I cannot
risk my neck through the collapse of that bit of gossamer. I must take
care of myself for his sake.”
“Then it is the life insurance man whose interests you are consulting?
Have you taken out a policy with him?”
“Dear me, you are nearly as bad as father, but not quite so funny. You
are referring to Mr. Henderson, I presume. A most delightful companion
for a dance, but, my dear Dorothy, life is not all glided out to the
measures of a Strauss waltz.”
“True; quite undisputable, Kate, and them sentiments do you credit. Who
is the man?”
“The human soul,” continued Katherine seriously, “aspires to higher
things than the society columns of the New York Sunday papers, and the
frivolous chatter of an overheated ball-room.”
“Again you score, Kate, and are rising higher and higher in my
estimation. I see it all now. Those solemn utterances of yours point
directly toward Hugh Miller’s ‘Old Red Sandstone’ and works of that
sort, and now I remember your singing ‘When Johnny comes marching home.’
I therefore take it that Jack Lamont has arrived.”
“He has not.”
“Then he has written to you?”
“He has not.”
“Oh, well, I give it up. Tell me the tragedy your own way.”
For answer Katherine withdrew her hands from behind her, and offered to
her friend a sheet of paper she had been holding. Dorothy saw blazoned
on the top of it a coat-of-arms, and underneath it, written in words of
the most formal nature, was the information that Prince Ivan Lermontoff
presented his warmest regards to Captain Kempt, U.S.N., retired,
and begged permission to pay his addresses to the Captain’s daughter
Katherine. Dorothy looked up from the document, and her friend said
calmly:
“You see, they need another Katherine in Russia.”
“I hope she won’t be like a former one, if all I’ve read of her is true.
This letter was sent to your father, then?”
“It was, and he seems to regard it as a huge joke. Said he was going to
cable his consent, and as the ‘Consternation’ has sailed away, he would
try to pick her up by wireless telegraphy, and secure the young man that
way: suggests that I shall have a lot of new photographs taken, so that
he can hand them out to the reporters when they call for particulars.
Sees in his mind’s eye, he says, a huge black-lettered heading in
the evening papers: ‘A Russian Prince captures one of our fairest
daughters,’ and then insultingly hinted that perhaps, after all, it
was better not to use my picture, as it might not bear out the ‘fair
daughter’ fiction of the heading.”
“Yes, Kate, I can see that such treatment of a vital subject must have
been very provoking.”
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