“I’m shockingly stupid over local affairs,” said the young man languidly. “I can’t even remember the difference between a Parish Council and a Local Government Board. Perhaps there is no difference, or perhaps those aren’t the right names. I only go into the country to see my friends and to enjoy the scenery. It is very remiss of me. Italy and London are the only places where I don’t feel to exist on sufferance.” Mr. Beebe, distressed at this heavy reception of Cissie and Albert, determined to shift the subject. “Let me see, Mr. Vyse—I forget—what is your profession?” “I have no profession,” said Cecil. “It is another example of my decadence. My attitude—quite an indefensible one—is that so long as I am no trouble to any one I have a right to do as I like. I know I ought to be getting money out of people, or devoting myself to things I don’t care a straw about, but somehow, I’ve not been able to begin.” “You are very fortunate,” said Mr. Beebe. “It is a wonderful opportunity, the possession of leisure.” His voice was rather parochial, but he did not quite see his way to answering naturally. He felt, as all who have regular occupation must feel, that others should have it also. “I am glad that you approve. I daren’t face the healthy person—for example, Freddy Honeychurch.” “Oh, Freddy’s a good sort, isn’t he?” “Admirable. The sort who has made England what she is.” Cecil wondered at himself. Why, on this day of all others, was he so hopelessly contrary? He tried to get right by inquiring effusively after Mr. Beebe’s mother, an old lady for whom he had no particular regard. Then he flattered the clergyman, praised his liberal-mindedness, his enlightened attitude towards philosophy and science. “Where are the others?” said Mr. Beebe at last, “I insist on extracting tea before evening service.” “I suppose Anne never told them you were here. In this house one is so coached in the servants the day one arrives. The fault of Anne is that she begs your pardon when she hears you perfectly, and kicks the chair-legs with her feet. The faults of Mary—I forget the faults of Mary, but they are very grave. Shall we look in the garden?” “I know the faults of Mary. She leaves the dust-pans standing on the stairs.” “The fault of Euphemia is that she will not, simply will not, chop the suet sufficiently small.” They both laughed, and things began to go better. “The faults of Freddy—” Cecil continued. “Ah, he has too many. No one but his mother can remember the faults of Freddy. Try the faults of Miss Honeychurch; they are not innumerable.” “She has none,” said the young man, with grave sincerity. “I quite agree. At present she has none.” “At present?”