England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love stories; Marriage -- Fiction
"Third time. I'm doing it chiefly to make something _grow_. A man
simply _has_ to shave after he gets into the Fifteen: you look such a
fool on Saturday nights if you don't. A chap in our house called
Mallock, who has had his colours four years, has a beard about
half-an-inch long by Friday. He's a gorgeous sight."
Daphne shuddered slightly.
Ally continued.
"I don't expect to rival him, of course, but I should like to have
something to scrape off in the dormitory. My fag always grins so when
he brings me my shaving-water--little tick!"
Daphne was too well versed in the eccentricities of the young of the
male species to experience the slightest feeling of surprise at her
brother's singular ambition. She merely wrapped a blanket round her
shoulders and settled herself against the head of the bed, anxiously
contemplating the progress of a sanguinary campaign in the region
surrounding Ally's jugular vein.
Presently operations came to a conclusion; the traces of battle were
obliterated with much sponging and spraying; and the pair sat and
gossiped amicably while Ally stropped his razor and put studs in his
Sunday shirt.
It was a full quarter of an hour before Daphne returned to her room,
for her Sunday morning call upon Ally was always a protracted affair.
But before she left she had, after the usual blandishments, exacted
from him a promise that he would come to church. Their father never
exercised any compulsion in this matter; but if any member of the
family did stay at home on Sunday morning, the Rector's mute distress
was such as to blight the spirits of the household for the rest of the
day; and Daphne always exerted herself to the full to round up her
entire flock in the Rectory pew at the appointed hour. The most
recalcitrant members thereof were Ally and Nicky, but the former could
usually be cajoled and the latter coerced.
After breakfast the Rector retired to his study to con his sermon; and
not long afterwards was to be seen, key in hand, passing through the
wicket-gate which led from the garden into the churchyard. Having
tolled the church bell for five minutes, he busied himself at the
altar, and then turned up the lessons at the lectern, marking these
same in plain figures; for the Squire, who fulfilled the office of
reader, required careful guidance in this respect. (He had been known
to read the same lesson twice; also the Second Lesson before the
First; and once he had turned over two pages together towards the end
of a long chapter, and embarked with growing huskiness and visible
indignation upon a supplementary voyage of forty-seven verses.)
Presently the Rector returned to the house for his surplice; and ten
minutes later, a tall and saintly figure, followed his hobnailed and
bullet-headed choristers into the chancel.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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