England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love stories; Marriage -- Fiction
Before starting on our tour of the table we may note that one member
of the company is otherwise engaged. This is Master Anthony Cuthbert
Vereker, aged ten years--usually known as Tony. He is the youngest
member of the family, and is one of those fortunate people who are
never bored, and who rarely require either company or assistance in
their amusements. He lives in a world of his own, peopled by folk of
his own creation; and with the help of this unseen host, which he can
multiply to an indefinite extent and transform into anything he
pleases, he organises and carries out schemes of recreation beside
which all the Happy Families in the world become humdrum and suburban
in tone. He has just taken his seat upon a chair opposite to another
chair, across the arms of which he has laid the lid of his big box of
bricks, and is feeling in his pocket for an imaginary key, for he is
about to give an organ recital in the Albert Hall (which he has never
seen) in a style modelled upon that of the village organist, whom he
studies through a chink in a curtain every Sunday.
Presently the lid is turned back, and the keyboard--a three-manual
affair, ingeniously composed of tiers of wooden bricks--is exposed to
view. The organist arranges unseen music and pulls out invisible
stops. Then, having risen to set up on the mantelpiece hard by a
square of cardboard bearing the figure 1, he resumes his seat, and
embarks upon a rendering of Handel's "Largo in G," which its composer,
to be just, would have experienced no difficulty in recognising,
though he might have expressed some surprise that so large an
instrument as the Albert Hall organ should produce so small a volume
of sound. But then Handel never played his own Largo in a room full of
elder brothers and sisters, immersed in the acquisition of Happy
Families and impatient of distracting noises.
The Largo completed, its executant rises to his feet and bows again
and again in the direction of the sideboard; and then (the applause
apparently having subsided) solemnly turns round the cardboard square
on the mantelpiece so as to display the figure 2, and sets to work
upon "The Lost Chord."
Meanwhile the Happy Families are being rapidly united. The houses of
Pots the Painter, Bun the Baker, and Dose the Doctor lie neatly piled
at Nicky's right hand; and that Machiavellian damosel is now engaged
in a businesslike quest for the only outstanding member of the family
of Grits the Grocer.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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