I may as well give a slight sketch of the characters of the three
magistrates. Sir Thomas Henry was the very model of a police-court
beak. He was tall and slim, and had natural dignity--a very
different thing from the assumption of it. He was a good lawyer and
a perfect courtier--not a mere police courtier. He liked approval,
and whene'er he made a palpable hit in a passage of arms with an
important counsel (specially retained), he would glance round the
Court to see if it had been appreciated. After an effective summing
up, the auditors in the body of the Court would sometimes break out
with loud applause. Sir Thomas Henry would sternly observe that if
such unseemly manifestations were again displayed, he should order
the Court to be cleared. For all that, Sir Thomas liked that
applause and was much gratified by it.
Mr. Frederick Flowers was a totally different type of man
altogether. He was short, and had iron-grey hair and whiskers. He
was exceedingly kind--much too kind for a magistrate, and possessed
a dangerous talent for being humorous in Court. He hated to punish
people and had a tendency to let everybody off--and did, if he could
do so legally.
I remember once a woman, an old offender, being sentenced by one of
the other magistrates to a month's imprisonment. On being removed
from the dock by the gaoler she shouted, "Look here, the next time I
am charged here I'll take jolly good care it's before old Flowers."
A little boy of about eight years of age was charged with
snowballing an old gentleman. Mr. Flowers read the boy a kindly
lecture, and told him never to snowball people in the streets again.
As he had been detained in the gaoler's room for four hours and had
been crying his eyes out, Mr. Flowers added that the child was
evidently very sorry for what he had done, and would, therefore, be
discharged. The mother who was advised to keep a better watch over
her boy in future, came forward with profusions of thanks, and
carried off the little prisoner in triumph. The prosecutor, who had
watched the proceedings with amazement, here stepped into the box,
and, addressing Mr. Flowers, said:
"Why, your worship, you've let him off."
_Mr. Flowers:_ Of course I have.
_Prosecutor:_ What for?
_Mr. Flowers:_ You wouldn't have me punish a child like that, would
you?
_Prosecutor:_ Of course I would--what have I had him brought in here
for?
_Mr. Flowers:_ I think he has been sufficiently punished.
_Prosecutor:_ But look here--he has cut my cheek.
_Mr. Flowers:_ Well, he did not do that on purpose.
_Prosecutor:_ He snowballed me on purpose.
_Mr. Flowers:_ Yes, but he didn't mean to cut your face.
_Prosecutor:_ Well, he has done it, at all events.
_Mr. Flowers:_ And he is very sorry, and so am I sorry; but I dare
say when you were a boy you were in the habit of snowballing old
gentlemen. At all events, I know I used to snowball people, and I am
not going to fine any boy for doing what I used to do myself.
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