A Traveler from Altruria: RomanceHowells, William Dean
General
A Traveler from Altruria: Romance
Howells, William Dean
United States -- Social conditions -- 1865-1918 -- Fiction; Utopian fiction
I thought I had better leave the subject, and, “By-the-way,” I said, “how
would you like to take a little tramp with me to-day farther up into the
mountains?”
“I should be delighted,” said the Altrurian, so gratefully that I was
ashamed to think why I was proposing the pleasure to him.
“Well, then, I shall be ready to start as soon as we have had breakfast. I
will join you down-stairs in half an hour.”
He left me at this hint, though really I was half afraid he might stay and
offer to lend me a hand at my toilet, in the expression of his national
character. I found him with Mrs. Makely, when I went down, and she began,
with a parenthetical tribute to the beauty of the mountains in the morning
light: “Don’t be surprised to see me up at this unnatural hour. I don’t
know whether it was the excitement of our talk last night, or what it was,
but my sulphonal wouldn’t act, though I took fifteen grains, and I was up
with the lark, or should have been, if there had been any lark outside of
literature to be up with. However, this air is so glorious that I don’t
mind losing a night’s sleep now and then. I believe that with a little
practice one could get along without any sleep at all here; at least, _I_
could. I’m sorry to say poor Mr. Makely _can’t_, apparently. He’s making
up for his share of my vigils, and I’m going to breakfast without him. Do
you know, I’ve done a very bold thing: I’ve got the head-waiter to give
you places at our table; I know you’ll hate it, Mr. Twelvemough, because
you naturally want to keep Mr. Homos to yourself, and I don’t blame you at
all; but I’m simply not going to _let_ you, and that’s all there is about
it.”
The pleasure I felt at this announcement was not unmixed, but I tried to
keep Mrs. Makely from thinking so, and I was immensely relieved when she
found a chance to say to me, in a low voice: “I know just how you’re
feeling, Mr. Twelvemough, and I’m going to help you keep him from doing
anything ridiculous, if I can. I _like_ him, and I think it’s a perfect
shame to have people laughing at him. I know we can manage him between
us.”
We so far failed, however, that the Altrurian shook hands with the
head-waiter when he pressed open the wire-netting door to let us into the
dining-room, and made a bow to our waitress of the sort one makes to a
lady. But we thought it best to ignore these little errors of his and
reserve our moral strength for anything more spectacular. Fortunately we
got through our breakfast with nothing worse than his jumping up and
stooping to hand the waitress a spoon she let fall; but this could easily
pass for some attention to Mrs. Makely at a little distance. There were
not many people down to breakfast yet; but I could see that there was a
good deal of subdued sensation among the waitresses, standing with folded
arms behind their tables, and that the head-waiter’s handsome face was red
with anxiety.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account