A Traveler from Altruria: RomanceHowells, William Dean
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A Traveler from Altruria: Romance
Howells, William Dean
United States -- Social conditions -- 1865-1918 -- Fiction; Utopian fiction
Mrs. Makely asked if we were going to church. She said she was driving
that way, and would be glad to drop us. “I’m not going myself,” she
explained, “because I couldn’t make anything of the sermon, with my head
in the state it is, and I’m going to compromise on a good action. I want
to carry some books and papers over to Mrs. Camp. Don’t you think that
will be quite as acceptable, Mr. Homos?”
“I should venture to hope it,” he said, with a tolerant seriousness not
altogether out of keeping with her lightness.
“Who is Mrs. Camp?” I asked, not caring to commit myself on the question.
“Lizzie’s mother. You know I told you about them last night. I think she
must have got through the books I lent her, and I know Lizzie didn’t like
to ask me for more, because she saw me talking with you, and didn’t want
to interrupt us. Such a nice girl! I think the Sunday papers must have
come, and I’ll take them over, too; Mrs. Camp is always so glad to get
them, and she is so delightful when she gets going about public events.
But perhaps you don’t approve of Sunday papers, Mr. Homos.”
“I’m sure I don’t know, madam. I haven’t seen them yet. You know this is
the first Sunday I’ve been in America.”
“Well, I’m sorry to say you won’t see the old Puritan Sabbath,” said Mrs.
Makely, with an abrupt deflection from the question of the Sunday papers.
“Though you ought to, up in these hills. The only thing left of it is
rye-and-Indian bread, and these baked beans and fish-balls.”
“But they are very good?”
“Yes, I dare say they are not the worst of it.”
She was a woman who tended to levity, and I was a little afraid she might
be going to say something irreverent; but, if she were, she was
forestalled by the Altrurian asking: “Would it be very indiscreet, madam,
if I were to ask you some time to introduce me to that family?”
“The Camps?” she returned. “Not at all. I should be perfectly delighted.”
The thought seemed to strike her, and she asked: “Why not go with me this
morning, unless you are inflexibly bent on going to church, you and Mr.
Twelvemough?”
The Altrurian glanced at me, and I said I should be only too glad, if I
could carry some books, so that I could compromise on a good action, too.
“Take one of your own,” she instantly suggested.
“Do you think they wouldn’t be too severe upon it?” I asked.
“Well, Mrs. Camp might,” Mrs. Makely consented, with a smile. “She goes
in for rather serious fiction; but I think Lizzie would enjoy a good,
old-fashioned love-story, where everybody got married, as they do in your
charming books.”
I winced a little, for every one likes to be regarded seriously, and I did
not enjoy being remanded to the young-girl public; but I put a bold face
on it, and said: “My good action shall be done in behalf of Miss Lizzie.”
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