Aaron Rodd, DivinerOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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Aaron Rodd, Diviner
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
With a bunch of early violets in his buttonhole, neatly and correctly
dressed from the crown of his hat to his patent boots, Mr. Harvey
Grimm, one morning about a fortnight later, turned down the narrow
street which led to his friend Aaron Rodd's office. He took a few
steps and paused in surprise. A little crowd encumbered the pavement
in front of him. There were at least half a dozen taxicabs waiting by
the side of the pavement. A printer's van was busy unloading. A
constant procession, consisting chiefly of elderly and middle-aged men,
were entering and leaving the little book-shop. Waiting his turn,
Harvey Grimm stepped in. The whole of the central table was taken up
by great piles of a little paper-covered volume, recognisable at once
as the Poetical Works of Stephen Cresswell, and as fast as the flow of
customers could be served, they departed with one or more copies in
their pockets. The young lady whose hair was more untidy than ever,
and who wore a stupefied air, doled them out in doll-like and
mechanical fashion. She had lost her air of superiority. She pointed
no longer to the sketches upon the walls or the pottery beyond. She
behaved like a dazed automaton. Now and then Harvey Grimm could hear
her reply to enquiries.
"There will be a cloth edition of Mr. Cresswell's works out in a few
days," she said. "The printers have promised them by the end of the
week."
In the background were two very obvious newspaper men, waiting so far
unsuccessfully to get in a word with her. Mr. Harvey Grimm elbowed his
way by some means or other into the line, paid his eightpence and
retired into the recesses of the little suite of rooms beyond for a
moment's breathing-space. A rush of at least a dozen old gentlemen had
made exit temporarily impossible. As he stood and watched the scene,
he was conscious of a fashionably dressed young man lounging in an easy
chair a few yards away. The young man suddenly arose.
"My benefactor!" he cried.
Harvey Grimm gripped his copy of poems tightly and held it up.
"Pax!" he exclaimed. "I have one."
The poet smiled wearily. He drew his erstwhile patron a little further
back into the most retired portion of the premises.
"Listen," he said, "this has been the most stupendous, the most
colossal joke of the day. On the first night I sandbagged a wholesale
provision merchant who admitted that he had never read my poems, and he
wrote to _The Times_ the next morning. I made myself objectionable to
seven others the following night. They, too, made various complaints.
After that I retired--their description of my identity was becoming
embarrassing."
Mr. Harvey Grimm was a little puzzled.
"But the thing has been going on right up till last night," he
declared. "The papers for days have been a source of joy to me."
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