Across the Plains, with Other Memories and EssaysStevenson, Robert Louis
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Across the Plains, with Other Memories and Essays
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Essays; Monterey (Calif.) -- Description and travel; West (U.S.) -- Description and travel
For all that, our voyager had got beyond Château Renard before he was
conscious of arousing wonder. On the road between that place and
Châtillon-sur-Loing, however, he encountered a rural postman; they fell
together in talk, and spoke of a variety of subjects; but through one and
all, the postman was still visibly preoccupied, and his eyes were
faithful to the Arethusa’s knapsack. At last, with mysterious
roguishness, he inquired what it contained, and on being answered, shook
his head with kindly incredulity. “_Non_,” said he, “_non_, _vous avez
des portraits_.” And then with a languishing appeal, “_Voyons_, show me
the portraits!” It was some little while before the Arethusa, with a
shout of laughter, recognised his drift. By portraits he meant indecent
photographs; and in the Arethusa, an austere and rising author, he
thought to have identified a pornographic colporteur. When countryfolk
in France have made up their minds as to a person’s calling, argument is
fruitless. Along all the rest of the way, the postman piped and fluted
meltingly to get a sight of the collection; now he would upbraid, now he
would reason—“_Voyons_, I will tell nobody”; then he tried corruption,
and insisted on paying for a glass of wine; and, at last when their ways
separated—“_Non_,” said he, “_ce n’est pas bien de votre part_. _O non_,
_ce n’est pas bien_.” And shaking his head with quite a sentimental
sense of injury, he departed unrefreshed.
On certain little difficulties encountered by the Arethusa at
Châtillon-sur-Loing, I have not space to dwell; another Châtillon, of
grislier memory, looms too near at hand. But the next day, in a certain
hamlet called La Jussiére, he stopped to drink a glass of syrup in a very
poor, bare drinking shop. The hostess, a comely woman, suckling a child,
examined the traveller with kindly and pitying eyes. “You are not of
this department?” she asked. The Arethusa told her he was English.
“Ah!” she said, surprised. “We have no English. We have many Italians,
however, and they do very well; they do not complain of the people of
hereabouts. An Englishman may do very well also; it will be something
new.” Here was a dark saying, over which the Arethusa pondered as he
drank his grenadine; but when he rose and asked what was to pay, the
light came upon him in a flash. “_O_, _pour vous_,” replied the
landlady, “a halfpenny!” _Pour vous_? By heaven, she took him for a
beggar! He paid his halfpenny, feeling that it were ungracious to
correct her. But when he was forth again upon the road, he became vexed
in spirit. The conscience is no gentleman, he is a rabbinical fellow;
and his conscience told him he had stolen the syrup.
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