Across the Plains, with Other Memories and EssaysStevenson, Robert Louis
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Across the Plains, with Other Memories and Essays
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Essays; Monterey (Calif.) -- Description and travel; West (U.S.) -- Description and travel
That night the travellers slept in Gien; the next day they passed the
river and set forth (severally, as their custom was) on a short stage
through the green plain upon the Berry side, to Châtillon-sur-Loire. It
was the first day of the shooting; and the air rang with the report of
firearms and the admiring cries of sportsmen. Overhead the birds were in
consternation, wheeling in clouds, settling and re-arising. And yet with
all this bustle on either hand, the road itself lay solitary. The
Arethusa smoked a pipe beside a milestone, and I remember he laid down
very exactly all he was to do at Châtillon: how he was to enjoy a cold
plunge, to change his shirt, and to await the Cigarette’s arrival, in
sublime inaction, by the margin of the Loire. Fired by these ideas, he
pushed the more rapidly forward, and came, early in the afternoon and in
a breathing heat, to the entering-in of that ill-fated town. Childe
Roland to the dark tower came.
A polite gendarme threw his shadow on the path.
“_Monsieur est voyageur_?” he asked.
And the Arethusa, strong in his innocence, forgetful of his vile attire,
replied—I had almost said with gaiety: “So it would appear.”
“His papers are in order?” said the gendarme. And when the Arethusa,
with a slight change of voice, admitted he had none, he was informed
(politely enough) that he must appear before the Commissary.
The Commissary sat at a table in his bedroom, stripped to the shirt and
trousers, but still copiously perspiring; and when he turned upon the
prisoner a large meaningless countenance, that was (like Bardolph’s) “all
whelks and bubuckles,” the dullest might have been prepared for grief.
Here was a stupid man, sleepy with the heat and fretful at the
interruption, whom neither appeal nor argument could reach.
THE COMMISSARY. You have no papers?
THE ARETHUSA. Not here.
THE COMMISSARY. Why?
THE ARETHUSA. I have left them behind in my valise.
THE COMMISSARY. You know, however, that it is forbidden to circulate
without papers?
THE ARETHUSA. Pardon me: I am convinced of the contrary. I am here on
my rights as an English subject by international treaty.
THE COMMISSARY (_with scorn_). You call yourself an Englishman?
THE ARETHUSA. I do.
THE COMMISSARY. Humph.—What is your trade?
THE ARETHUSA. I am a Scotch advocate.
THE COMMISSARY (_with singular annoyance_). A Scotch advocate! Do you
then pretend to support yourself by that in this department?
The Arethusa modestly disclaimed the pretension. The Commissary had
scored a point.
THE COMMISSARY. Why, then, do you travel?
THE ARETHUSA. I travel for pleasure.
THE COMMISSARY (_pointing to the knapsack_, _and with sublime
incredulity_). _Avec ça_? _Voyez-vous_, _je suis un homme intelligent_!
(With that? Look here, I am a person of intelligence!)
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