Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer RealmCook, William Wallace
Science
Adrift in the Unknown; or, Queer Adventures in a Queer Realm
Cook, William Wallace
Science fiction
What could be more apropos than a morning gown inscribed with choice
ideographic sonnets? Or a student’s robe begemmed with the brilliant wit
of an essayist? Or a traveling costume bearing an account of some
voyage of discovery?
The only fault to be found with this arrangement was that such clothing
advertised the wearer’s poverty; and in Njambai, as in Terra, the pride
of wealth was most pronounced.
King Gaddbai, it appeared, had so enhanced the cost of black kaka that
literature lay languishing. Writers had not the requisite material on
which to inscribe their thoughts, and the four kingdoms were threatened
with a blight of ignorance.
From what we heard of King Gaddbai, the professor and I were not
disposed to regard him very favorably. He seemed a greedy and
unscrupulous person, more than ready to swell his coffers by trampling
on the rights and the welfare of others.
The parchment roll brought by Ocou was a map, showing us how to direct
our steps in order to reach Baigadd. Ocou also delivered to us a royal
banner, direct from the hands of King Golbai, which was to procure us
favor en route and entitle us to be received and cared for as
ambassadors when we reached the other kingdom.
The professor asked for a baton, but this was denied him. The Baigols
feared, I suppose, to trust such a terrible weapon in the hands of
aliens.
The professor’s pleasure over the prospect of being allowed to leave our
prison ring and journey in search of our friends while seeking the Bolla
was marred somewhat by Ocou’s revelations.
He had hoped to find Njambai free of monopoly and greed, and yet here
was King Gaddbai boosting the price of kaka whenever the whim struck
him; and he had hoped to find a people where poverty was unknown, and
yet he discovered how the educated were obliged to raid their libraries
in order to cover their nakedness.
"Human nature, professor," I expounded, "is the same all over the
universe. If a man finds himself in a position to gouge his neighbor,
he is as apt to do it on Jupiter, or Mercury, as he is on Terra."
"I am grievously discouraged," he sighed.
"Furthermore," said I, "my practicing on the word-box could not have
caused the havoc you imagined it might. Ocou tells us that, since the
Bolla has been taken from Baigol, lawlessness has been widespread, and
increasing."
"Your rehearsal of the false sentiments contained in your book may have
helped on the lawlessness. I am more sorry than I know how to express
in finding, among this gifted people, some of the worst elements of our
own civilization. And my regret is the more pronounced on the score of
Popham, Meigs, Gilhooly, and Markham."
"How do they figure in your disappointment?" I queried.
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