All quiet on the Western FrontRemarque, Erich Maria
History
All quiet on the Western Front
Remarque, Erich Maria
War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
We seized the bed-cover, made a quick leap, threw it over his head
from behind and pulled it round him so that he stood there in a white
sack unable to raise his arms. The singing stopped. The next moment
Haie Westhus was there, and spreading out his arms he shoved us back
in order to be first in. He put himself in position with evident
satisfaction, raised his arm like a signal-mast and his hand like a
coal-shovel and fetched such a blow on the white sack as would have
felled an ox.
Himmelstoss was thrown down, he rolled five yards and started to
yell. But we were prepared for that and had brought a cushion. Haie
squatted down, laid the cushion on his knees, felt where
Himmelstoss's head was and pressed it down on the pillow.
Immediately his voice was muffled. Haie let him get a gasp of air
every so often, when he would give a mighty yell that was immediately
hushed.
Tjaden unbuttoned Himmelstoss's braces and pulled down his trousers,
holding the whip meantime in his teeth. Then he stood up and set to
work.
It was a wonderful picture: Himmelstoss on the ground; Haie bending
over him with a fiendish grin and his mouth open with blood-lust,
Himmelstoss's head on his knees; then the convulsed, striped drawers,
the knock knees, executing at every blow most original movements in
the lowered breeches, and towering over them like a woodcutter the
indefatigable Tjaden. In the end we had to drag him away to get our
turn.
Finally Haie stood Himmelstoss on his feet again and gave one last
personal remonstrance. As he stretched out his right arm preparatory
to giving him a box on the ear he looked as if he were going to reach
down a star.
Himmelstoss staggered. Haie stood him up again, made ready and
fetched him a second, well-aimed beauty with the left hand.
Himmelstoss yelled and fell down on all fours cursing. His striped
postman's backside gleamed in the moonlight.
We disappeared at full speed.
Haie looked round once again and said wrathfully, satisfied and
rather mysteriously:
"Revenge is black-pudding."
Himmelstoss ought to have been pleased; his saying that we should
each educate one another had borne fruit for himself. We had become
successful students of his method.
He never discovered whom he had to thank for the business. At any
rate he scored a bed-cover out of it; for when we returned a few
hours later to look for it, it was no longer to be found.
That evening's work made us more or less content to leave next
morning. And an old buffer was pleased to describe us as "young
heroes."
CHAPTER IV
We have to go up on wiring fatigue. The motor lorries roll up after
dark. We climb in. It is a warm evening and the twilight seems like
a canopy under whose shelter we feel drawn together. Even the stingy
Tjaden gives me a cigarette and then a light.
We stand jammed in together, shoulder to shoulder, there is no room
to sit. But we do not expect that. Müller is in a good mood for
once; he is wearing his new boots.
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