Having obtained a considerable booty by these two stratagems, he
returned to his companions, where he was received with great applause;
and, as a mark of their respect, seated him next the king. He soon
became a great man in the profession and confined not himself from doing
good to others, when it did not infringe upon the community of which he
was a member.
His next stratagem was to become a madman; so stripping himself quite
naked, he threw a blanket over him and then he was, "Poor mad Tom, whom
the foul fiend had led through fire and through flame; through fire and
whirlpool, over bog and quagmire; that hath laid knives under his
pillow, and halters in his pew; set ratsbane for his porridge, and made
him proud at heart to ride on a bay trotting-horse over four-inch
bridges; to curse his own shadow for a traitor; who eats the
swimming-frog, the toad, the tadpole, the wall-newt, and the water-newt;
that in the fury of his heart, when the foul fiend rages, swallows the
old rat and ditch dog; drinks the green mantle of the standing pool:
And mice and rats, and such like gear,
Have been Tom's food for seven long year.
"O do de, do de, do de! bless thee! from whirlwind, star-blasting, and
taking! Do poor Tom some charity, whom the foul fiend vexes. There I
could have him now--and there!--and there!--and here again!--and
there!--Through the sharp hawthorn blows the cold wind--Tom's a
cold!--who gives anything to poor Tom?"
In this character, with such like expressions, he entered the houses of
both small and great, claiming kindred to them, and committing all kinds
of frantic actions, such as beating himself, offering to eat coals of
fire, running against the wall, and tearing to pieces whatever garments
were given to him to cover his nakedness; by which means he raised
considerable contributions.
He never was more happy than when he was engaged in some adventure;
therefore he was always very diligent to inquire when any accident
happened, especially fire, to which he would immediately repair, and,
getting information of the causes, names, trades, and circumstances of
the unhappy sufferers, he would assume one of them, and burning some
part of his clothes, by way of demonstration, run to some place distant,
pass for one of them, gain credit and get much profit. Under this
character he had once the boldness to address a justice, who was the
terror and professed enemy to all the gipsies, yet he so well managed
the affair, that in a long examination he made him believe he was an
honest miller, whose house, mill and substance had been consumed by
fire, occasioned by the negligence of the apprentice; and accordingly,
got a bountiful sum for his relief, the justice not in the least
suspecting a defraud.
He had such wonderful facility in every character he assumed, that he
even deceived those who thought themselves so well acquainted with him,
that it was impossible for him to impose on them.
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