Coming one day to Squire Portman's house at Blandford, in the character
of a rat-catcher, with a hair cap on his head, a buff girdle about his
waste, a little box by his side, and a tame rat in his hand, he goes
boldly up to the house, where he had been well known before, and meeting
the squire, Parson Bryant, and one Mr. Pleydell, of Milbourn, and some
other gentlemen, he asked them if they had any rats to kill. "Do you
understand the business well?" says the squire. "Yes, an please your
honour," replied Carew, "I have been a rat-catcher for many years, and I
have been employed in his majesty's yards and ships." "Well," says the
squire, "go in and get some vituals, and after dinner we will try your
abilities." He was accordingly called into the parlour, where were a
large company of gentlemen and ladies. "Well, honest rat-catcher," says
the squire, "can you lay any scheme to kill the rats without hurting my
dogs?" "Yes, yes," cries Carew, "I can lay it where even the rats cannot
climb to reach it." "What countryman are you?" "A Devonshire man, an
please your honour." "What is your name?" Here our hero began to
perceive that he was discovered, by the smilings and whisperings of
several gentlemen, and he very composedly answered, "My name is Bamfylde
Moore Carew." This occasioned much mirth, and Mr. Pleydell expressed
extraordinary pleasure. He had often wished to see him but never had.
"Yes, you have," replied Carew, "and given me a suit of clothes. Do you
not remember meeting a poor wretch one day at your stable door, with a
stocking round his head, an old mantle over his shoulders, without
shirt, stockings, or scarce any shoes, who told you he was a poor
unfortunate man, cast away upon the coast, with sixteen more of the crew
who were all drowned; you, believing the story, generously relieved me
with a guinea and a good suit of clothes." "I well remember it," said
Mr. Pleydell, "but, on this discovery, it is impossible to deceive me so
again, come in whatever shape you will." The company blamed him for thus
boasting, and secretly prevailed upon Carew to put his art in practice
to convince him of the fallacy thereof: to which he agreed, and in a few
days after appointing the company present to be at Mr. Pleydell's house,
he put the following scheme into execution.
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