An Almond for a Parrot: Being a reply to Martin Mar-Prelate.
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An Almond for a Parrot: Being a reply to Martin Mar-Prelate.
Marprelate controversy
to carrie thee to heauen, though thou wert hangde to morrowe. We feare
not men that can kill the bodie, quoth _Martin_, because we feare God,
who can cast both bodie and soule into vnquenchable fire. Doest thou
feare God in deede, I praie thee good hedge-creeper how shall we knowe
that? What, by the smoothing of thy face, the simpering of thy mouth,
or staring of thy eies? Why if that be to feare God, Ile haue a spare
fellowe shall make mee a whole quest of faces for three farthinges. But
thou wilt peraduenture saie, by thy obedience vnto him. Then will I
catechise thee more kindly with a fewe more Christian questions: the
first whereof shall be this, wherein thou placest obedience, which if
thou aunswerest, by doing that which God hath commaunded in his worde:
then would I knowe of thee, whether that of Paul be Canonicall or
Apocripha, He that resisteth the magistrate, resisteth the ordinaunce of
God. And here I am sure to be had by the eares with a Geneua note of the
distinction of magistrates, but all that shall not serue your turnes,
for Ile driue you from your _Dic Ecclesiæ_ ere I have done, ware the
vnmasking of _Martin_, when it comes tis lyke to bee a shrewde Pistle,
I can tell you. Prepare your argumentes as you will, for _Mar-Martin
Iunior_, meanes to make such hauocke of you in that his next peece of
seruice, as all your borrowed weapons of simple T. C. shall not bee
able to withstande. For your olde soaking Demonstrationer, that hath
scrapte vp such a deale of Scripture to so lyttle purpose, Ile leaue his
confusion to the vacaunt leasure of our grauer Diuines, who I knowe,
did they but once sette penne to paper, woulde grinde his discipline
to powder. Thou art the man, olde _Martin_ of Englande, that I am to
deale withall, that striues to outstrip all our writers in witte, and
iustle our gouernement forth of doores with a iest. What, wee must not
let you passe with such fauourable tearmes, as our graue Fathers haue
done, your Bookes must bee lookt ouer, and you beaten lyke a dogge for
your lying. I thinke, I thinke I shall haue occasion to close with you
sweetlie in your Hay anie worke for a Cooper, and cutte off the traynes
of your tedious syllogismes, that nowe haue no lesse then seauen or
eight Termini waiting on them. Fortifie your ruinous buildinges betimes,
and saie hee was your friende that badde you: for I can tell you thus
much, a whole hoast of _Pasquils_ are comming vppon you, who will so
beleaguer your paper walles, as that not one idle worde shall escape the
edge of their wit. I giue thee but a brauado now, to let thee knowe I am
thine enemie, but the next time you see _Mar-Martine_ in armes, bidde
your sonnes and your familie prouide them to God-warde, for I am eagerly
bent to revenge, and not one of them shall escape, no not T. C. himselfe
as full as he is of his myracles. But to pursue maister Protestationer
in his common place of persecution. I remember we talkt euen now of a
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