must belabour you when all is done, for your backbiting and slandering of your honest neighbours, and open inueighing against the established gouernment in your sermons. Helpe him _Martin_, or else his vpbraided absurdities will make thee repent that euer thou belyedst or disgracedst _Hone_, _Cottington_ or _Chatfield_ in his cause. May it please you therefore that are in authoritie, considering how reuerently hee hath abused Christs birthright, to restore him to preach that the blockes and stones of Kingstone, do not crie out against you. I followe the riuers of folly, whiles the fountaines of infection do propagate their poison. _Martin_ all this while thinkes himself in league with obscuritie, whiles Phebus the discouerer of Mars and Venus adultery, hath streamed his bright day light into the net where he daunceth. Blush squint-eied caitife, since thy couert no more wil contain thee. _Cælum te contegit non habes vrnam_. Therfore let al posteritie that shall heare of his knauerie, attend the discouery which now I will make of his villanie. _Pen. I. Pen._ welch _Pen. Pen._ the Protestationer, Demonstrationer, Supplicationer, Appellationer, _Pen._ the father, _Pen._ the sonne, _Pen. Martin Iunior_, _Martin Martinus_, _Pen._ the scholler of Oxford to his friend in Cambridge, _Pen. totum in toto, et totum in qualibet parte_, was somtimes (if I be not deceiued) a scholler of that house in Cambridge whereof D. _Per._ was maister. Where, what his estimation was, the scorn wherin he liued can best relate. For the constitution of his bodie, it was so cleane contrarie to all phisiognomie of fame, that a man wold haue iudged by his face, God and nature deuising our disgrace, had enclosde a close stoole in skinne, and set a serpentine soule, like a counterfet diamond, more deepe in dong. Neither was this monster of Cracouia vnmarkt from his bastardisme to mischiefe: but as he was begotten in adultery and conceiued in the heate of lust, so was he brought into the world on a tempestuous daie, and borne in that houre when all planets wer opposite. Predestination yᵗ foresaw how crooked he should proue in his waies, enioyned incest to spawne him splay-footed. Eternitie, that knew how aukward he shoulde looke to all honesty, consulted with Conception to make him squint-eied, and the deuill that discouered by the heauens disposition on his birth-day, how great a lim of his kingdom was comming into the world, prouided a rustie superficies wherinto wrapt him, as soone as euer he was separated from his mothers wombe: in euerie part whereof these words of blessing were most artificially engrauen, _Crine ruber, niger ore, breuis pede, lumine lustus_. To leaue his natiuitie to the Church porch, where the parish found him, and come to his riper yeres, that now had learnd _Puerilis_, of the poore mans boy, and nere as pretily entred in Aue Marie English, as any parish clarke in those parts. I am to tel you how laudibly he behaued himselfe in Peterhouse,