An Almond for a Parrot: Being a reply to Martin Mar-Prelate.
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An Almond for a Parrot: Being a reply to Martin Mar-Prelate.
Marprelate controversy
From iest to ernest, I appeale to you Gentlemen, how ridiculous in
pollicy this disputation would proue if it were granted. First for
there Bibles, the touchstone of all controuersies, they must bee of
their fouorites translation, or els they will deny there authority
as friuolous. Admit they go to the original (which but few of them
vnderstand) they wil haue euery man his sundry interpretation. Let our
deuines alledge any text, they will expound it as they list, say the
fathers or other auncient writers what they will. For such is the growth
of their arrogancy, that they are not ashamed to compare themselus with
_Ierome_ or _Austen_, and in their tedious sermons preach against them as
prophane. If this thē bee any betraying of the wretchednesse of our cause
(as they call it) not to dispute with them that deny all principles,
not to contend with thē that wilbe tride by none but themselus, I refer
it to all considerate iudgementes, that haue no more experiēce in the
actions of peace then a reasonable soule may afford. The more pacified
sort of our Puritans, would needs perswade the world, that it is nought
but a learned ministry which their chāpion _Martin_ endeuors: were it no
otherwise his pardon were easely sealed, but those that know the treasō
of his books, can report of his mallice against Bishops. One thing I am
perswaded, that he neither respects the propagation of the Gospel, nor
the prosperity of the Church, but only the benefite that may fall to him
and his boulsterers, by the distribution of Bishoprickes. Beshrewe mee
but those Church-liuings would come well to decayed courtiers. O howe
meerilye the Dice would runne, if our lustye laddes might goe to hazard
for halfe a dozen of these Dioses[es]. Not a page but woulde haue a
flinge at some or other impropriation or personage: and in conclusion,
those liuings which now maintaine so many schollers and students, would
in two or three yeares be all spent in a Tauerne amongst a consort of
queanes and fidlers, that might carouse on their wine-bench to the
confusion of religion. Well, to proceede in this text of reformation:
is not this thy meaning _Martin_, that thou wouldest haue two and
fiftie thousand Pastors, for two and fiftie thousand Parish churches
in England and Wales. If thou saiest the word, we will haue a place in
both Vniuersities, begin in Oxford first with the fresh-men, and so go
vp to the heades of the Vniuersitie, and then count how many thou canst
make. Our Beadles that know the number best, would needes perswade vs,
that of all sortes, there is not full three thousand: in Cambridge they
say there is not so many by a thousand, then call thy wits together, and
imagin with thy selfe, out of these three thousand, and two thousand of
all gatherings, how many good preachers may be mustered, some foure
hundreth as I gesse, peraduenture thou maist rebate them to some fiftie
or threescore, because there is no more open-mouthes of thy profession
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