An Almond for a Parrot: Being a reply to Martin Mar-Prelate.
Religion
An Almond for a Parrot: Being a reply to Martin Mar-Prelate.
Marprelate controversy
manner in the age of thine iniquities to bee restored to eternity, by
the vncessant inuocation of the Church which thou termest Antichristian.
Deceiue not thy selfe thou man of security, for the enemy of _Adam_ is
no poeticall _Argus_, that his eies should be put out by thy arguments.
I tell thee troth, he wil be-pistle thee so peuishly, with allegations
of vnuenidall sinnes, as though hee were borne within two houses of
Battle bridge. It is not thy despairing protestations, can make thy
peace with God, whose church thou hast sought to deuide, as did _Herods_
souldiers his garmentes: wele geue thee leaue to tell vs a smooth tale of
the intercepting of thy treasons, and curry fauour like a crafty foxe,
with the ciuill magistrate in politique termes of feare and reuerence,
but thy heart is no more disguised in this hypocriticall apparel, then
a trenchour _Aristippus_ in the coate of a Parasite. Why discourse I
so soberly, with the mortal enemy of modesty, when as the filth of the
stewes, distild into ribauldry termes, cannot confectionate a more
intemperate stile then his Pamphlets. Thou calst our Bishops wicked
by comparison, whereas (wert thou strooken as thou protests with the
vntoward euents of thy villanies) thou shouldst find the defilings of the
7. deadly sins, to haue broght thee by a pleasant pollution, within the
possitiue degree of damnation. What talk I to him, of hel or damnation,
whom _Lucifer_ hath furnisht to infection, with the painted poison of
snout-holy deuotion, and all the powers of darknesse, haue adorned as an
intelligencer to their kingdome, of the infirmities in our flourishing
Church of England. To this purpose haue they inspired him with a most
scurrile spirite of lying, that when his eagle-sighted enuy can truely
atract no argument of infamy, his _poetica licentia_, may haue a fresh
supply of possibilities, that encrease by cōtinuance to a compleat libell
of leasings. All you that be schollers, read but his last challenge,
wherein he laies about him so lamely, as though of his limping brother
_Pag._ hee had lately learned to play at cudgels. But how euer his
crazed cause goes on crutches, that was earst so brauely encountered
by _Pasquin_ and _Marphoreus_, and not many moneths since most wittily
scofte at by the extemporall endeuour of the pleasant author of Pap with
a hatchet: yet is not the good olde creeple vtterly discouraged, or
driuen cleane from his dounghill, but he meanes to make the persecuted
Coblers once more merrie. Yet by your leaue his other dayes daunger is
not so fully disgested, that he shuld forget the sanctified martyrs
his brethren, those runagate Printers, to whose reuenge he bequeatheth
a large Pistle of rayling Epithites, and mistearmeth our Bishoppes
authoritie, with a whole _Textor_ of tyrannie. A few of whose milder
tearms are of this making, wicked Priests, presumptuous Priests, proude
Prelates, arrogant Bishops, horseleeches, butchers, persecutors of the
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