An apology for idlers, and other essays — John Shaqi
An apology for idlers, and other essaysStevenson, Robert Louis
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An apology for idlers, and other essays
Stevenson, Robert Louis
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groaning aloud with physical pain, a young gentleman came into the room
and nonchalantly inquired if I had seen his bow and arrow. He made no
account of my groans, which he accepted, as he had to accept so much
else, as a piece of the inexplicable conduct of his elders; and like a
wise young gentleman, he would waste no wonder on the subject. Those
elders, who care so little for rational enjoyment, and are even the
enemies of rational enjoyment for others, he had accepted without
understanding and without complaint, as the rest of us accept the scheme
of the universe.
We grown people can tell ourselves a story, give and take strokes until
the bucklers ring, ride far and fast, marry, fall, and die; all the
while sitting quietly by the fire or lying prone in bed. This is exactly
what a child cannot do, or does not do, at least, when he can find
anything else. He works all with lay figures and stage properties. When
his story comes to the fighting, he must rise, get something by way of a
sword and have a set-to with a piece of furniture, until he is out of
breath. When he comes to ride with the king’s pardon, he must bestride
a chair, which he will so hurry and belabour and on which he will so
furiously demean himself, that the messenger will arrive, if not bloody
with spurring, at least fiery red with haste. If his romance involves an
accident upon a cliff, he must clamber in person about the chest of
drawers and fall bodily upon the carpet, before his imagination is
satisfied. Lead soldiers, dolls, all toys, in short, are in the same
category and answer the same end. Nothing can stagger a child’s faith;
he accepts the clumsiest substitutes and can swallow the most staring
incongruities. The chair he has just been besieging as a castle, or
valiantly cutting to the ground as a dragon, is taken away for the
accommodation of a morning visitor, and he is nothing abashed; he can
skirmish by the hour with a stationary coal-scuttle; in the midst of
the enchanted pleasance, he can see, without sensible shock, the
gardener soberly digging potatoes for the day’s dinner. He can make
abstraction of whatever does not fit into his fable; and he puts his
eyes into his pocket, just as we hold our noses in an unsavory lane. And
so it is, that although the ways of children cross with those of their
elders in a hundred places daily, they never go in the same direction
nor so much as lie in the same element. So may the telegraph wires
intersect the line of the high-road, or so might a landscape painter and
a bagman visit the same country, and yet move in different worlds.
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