English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Graeme Jakes found his step-sister in the hall on his return. He
laid his rifle down, and, crossing over to the fireplace, stood
eyeing her with his back to the empty hearth.
The evening post had been brought in and the surface of the sofa not
occupied by the lady's angular form was strewn with opened envelopes,
charitable appeals, receipted bills, and a sprinkling of letters.
Lady Manners was a woman approaching forty, clad in garments of
aggressively country cut, and about her obtrusively brogued feet a
collection of dachshunds squirmed and writhed.
She looked up from her correspondence and scrutinised her brother
through tortoiseshell-rimmed spectacles.
"Where have you been all the afternoon?" she inquired. "The Smedleys
were over to tea."
"Those people who bought The Garth?"
"Yes. Mrs. Smedley brought her two girls expressly to renew their
acquaintance with you. And you--you vanish!"
Lady Manners picked up another envelope and slit it open with an
action somehow suggestive of a hard-pressed fishmonger gutting
herrings.
"I've had some," was the reply.
"Had what--tea?"
"No, Mrs. Smedley's girls. The Misses Smedley."
"I don't know that I quite follow you, Graeme. Do you mind not
knocking out your pipe on the clean hearth?"
The individual addressed ignored the last sentence and thoughtfully
rubbed the bowl of his pipe against the side of his sunburnt nose.
"They give me the holy pip," he explained.
"Do they!" said his step-sister icily. "May I ask in what respect
they--they fail to meet with your approval? You are fond of
complaining that you never meet any nice girls--that your life in the
Navy restricts you to the companionship of your own sex; with an
alternative the reverse of desirable. I place opportunities in your
way of becoming acquainted with the young people of the County and
you behave with rudeness to them, and to me, if you'll let me say so.
Josephine and Alicia Smedley are both war-workers, and you should
have much in common, making all allowances for your--er, peculiar
upbringing."
"Thank 'ee," said her step-brother cheerfully. "What particular line
of business do they chuck their weights about in?"
"They are both taking a holiday, but normally Josephine drives a War
Office car----"
"Abnormally, I should say," interposed the soiler of clean hearths.
"She's got a laugh like a Klaxon horn. What's t'other been doing in
the Great War, Grannie?"
"Alicia? She places her somewhat exceptional talents at the disposal
of the wounded soldiers--officers, of course."
"Course. Don't tell me she nurses 'em?"
"No. Her temperament--sensitive, artistic, fluid as it is--is too
refined for the horrors of wards and operating theatres; she dances
to amuse the poor things when they are convalescing--convalescence is
a trying time."
"It is. Did she come over to give a display for my benefit? I'm
only a wounded sailor, though. Don't count, I s'pose?"
Lady Manners began to gather her correspondence together.
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