April Fools' Day -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Love stories
Regardless of his wheel, Antony turned and stared at her, and only
her shriek of terror saved them from the stone wall that bordered a
curve in the road.
"You mean you were----"
"If you dare to say it I shall jump!" she interrupted, plucking
nervously at her skirt, and he saw that she was quite capable of
carrying out the threat.
"But--but you drank it yourself--I thought you knew----" he
stammered.
"It was down in my throat--I couldn't help it--I pushed it away as
soon as I could--I never tasted anything but champagne and sherry
and I thought they were all the same, those things. . ."
She was on the point of tears now, and even in his keen sense of
danger Antony was conscious of a gratified consciousness of that
calm masculine superiority so long denied him.
"I see, I see," he said hastily. "I am very sorry. I did the best I
could at the time: I am not accustomed to resuscitating fainting
young ladies and I rather lost my head. I assure you that I assume
all the blame."
"I think you had better," she replied vindictively, and Antony's
conscious magnanimity collapsed instantly into an intense
irritation.
"I must beg you to observe," he said, somewhat jerkily, as they
bounced up and down the irregularities of a rough country road,
"that I am hardly responsible, even with the best will in the
world, for your inability to consume five or six swallows of bad
whisky without--without----" in a panic of terror as her hands flew
to her skirts and her knees stiffened, he concluded
impotently, "oh, have it any way you like! It's all my fault. Now,
for heaven's sake, sit still and listen to me. Do you or do you not
know anything whatever about motor cars? I ask because it is
absolutely necessary," he added hastily.
"I know nothing whatever about them," she returned with an icy
finality, an air of uninterested irresponsibility, that maddened
even while it appalled him.
"Very good; neither do I," he said. "We are, as you see, on a long,
empty, practically uninhabited country road. This is extremely
fortunate for us, but it will not last much longer, for we are
coming into Huntersville, which was, on the occasion when I last
went through it in one of these ungodly machines, full of babies,
chickens, unhitched horses, and large, disagreeable dogs. Rather
than go through Huntersville I would run this thing at a tree, now.
If I could estimate the force of the shock, I'd do it anyway. But I
cannot estimate it, and I do not want to frighten you to death.
Besides, it might send the thing backward. The same reasoning
applies to a steep bank. Now, as I remember it, there is a wild
sort of road that turns off to the left very soon and goes up
a long hill somewhere or other. I haven't the least idea where, but
it must lead to something. My idea would be to go up that road and
try to wear the machinery out on it. If it runs into a field, it
can't be helped. At any rate, I think there is less risk. Are you
willing to try it?"
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