An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
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An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
Wit and humor
[_In answer, with music 8ve lower._
_Full Chorus._ Croak! croak! croak!
_Leader of the Chorus._ When flagons were foaming,
And roysterers roaming,
And bards flung about them their gibe and their joke;
The holiest song
Still was found to belong
To the Sons of the Marsh with their--
_Full Chorus._ Croak! croak!
_Leader._ Shall we pause in our strain,
Now the months bring again
The pipe and the minstrel to gladden the folk?
Rather strike on the ear,
With a note sharp and clear,
A chant corresponding of--
_Chorus._ Croak! croak!
_Bacchus_ (_mimicking_). Croak! croak! By the Gods, I shall choke
If you pester and bore my ears any more
With your croak! croak! croak!
_Leader._ Rude companion and vain,
Thus to carp at my strain,
But keep in the vein,
And attack him again
With a croak! croak! croak!
_Chorus_ (_crescendo_). Croak! croak! croak!
_Bacchus_ (_mimicking_). Croak! croak! Vapour and smoke!
Never think it, old huff,
That I care for such stuff
As your croak! croak! croak!
_Chorus_ (_fortissimo_). Croak! croak! croak!
_Bacchus._ Now fires light on thee
And waters soak,
And March winds catch thee
Without any cloak.
For within and without,
From the tail to the snout,
Thou’rt nothing but--
Croak! croak! croak!
_Leader._ And what else, captious newcomer, say, should I be?
But you know not to whom you are talking, I see.
[_With dignity_.
I’m the friend of the Muses, and Pan with his pipe
Loves me better by far than a cherry that’s ripe:
Who gives them their tone and their moisture but I?
And therefore for ever I’ll utter my cry
Of--
_Chorus._ Croak! croak! croak!
_Bacchus._ I’m blistered, I’m flustered, I’m sick, I’m ill.
_Chorus._ Croak! croak! croak!
_Bacchus._ My dear little bull-frog, do prithee keep still.
_Chorus._ Croak! croak! croak!
_Bacchus._ ’Tis a sorry vocation, that reiteration;
I speak on my honour, most musical nation
Of croak! croak! croak!
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