An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
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An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
Wit and humor
_Leader_ (_maestoso_). When the sun rides in glory and makes a
light day
’Mid lilies and plants of the water I stray;
Or when the sky darkens with tempest and rain,
I sink like a pearl in my watery domain.
But sinking or swimming I lift up my song,
Or drive a gay dance with my eloquent throng.
Then hey, bubble, bubble,
For a knave’s petty trouble
Shall I my high charter and birthright revoke?
Nay, my efforts I’ll double
And drive him like stubble
Before me with--
_Chorus._ Croak! croak! croak!
_Bacchus._ I’m ribs of steel, I’m heart of oak,
Let us see if a note
Can be found in this throat,
To answer their (_croaks loudly_) croak! croak! croak!
_Leader._ Poor vanity’s son!
And dost think me undone
With a clamour no bigger
Than a maiden’s first snigger?
But strike up a tune
[_To Chorus._
He’ll not forget soon
Of our croak! croak! croak!
_Chorus_ (_with discordant crash of music_). Croak! croak! croak!
_Bacchus._ I’m cinder, I’m coke!
I have got my death-stroke.
O that ever I woke
To be galled by the yoke
Of this croak! croak! croak!
_Leader._ Friend, friend, I may not be still,
My destinies high I must needs fulfil.
And the march of creation, despite reprobation,
Must proceed with--,
[_To Chorus._
My lads, may I make application
For a--
_Chorus._ Croak! croak! croak!
_Bacchus_ (_in a minor key_). Nay, nay! Take your own way,
I’ve said out my say,
And care nought by my fai’
For your croak! croak! croak!
_Leader._ Care or care not, ’tis the same thing to me;
My voice is my own, and my actions are free.
I have but one note, and I chant it with glee,
And from morning to night that note it shall be
_Chorus._ Croak! croak! croak!
_Bacchus._ Nay then, old rebel,
I’ll stop your treble
With a poke! poke! poke!
[_Dashing at the Frogs._
Take this from my rudder, and that from my oar,
And now let us see if you’ll trouble us more
With your croak! croak! croak!
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