An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
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An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
Wit and humor
_Leader._ You may batter and bore,
You may thunder and roar,
Yet I’ll never give o’er
Till I’m hard at death’s door--
This rib, by the way, is confoundedly sore).
_Semich. 1._ With my croak! croak! croak!
_Semich. 2_ (_dim._). Croak! croak! croak!
_Full Chorus_ (_in a dying cadence_). Croak! croak! croak!
[_The Frogs disappear._
_Bacchus_ (_looking over the boat’s edge_). Spoke! spoke! spoke!
[_To_ CHARON.
Pull away, my old friend,
For at last there’s an end
To their croak! croak! croak!
[BACCHUS _pays his two oboli and is landed._
_THE PASSAGE OF THE STYX_
CHARON, BACCHUS, _and_ XANTHIAS
_Charon._ Hoy! Bear a hand there! Heave ashore!
_Bacchus._ What’s this?
_Xanthias._ The lake it is--the place he told us of.
By Jove! and there’s the boat--and here’s old Charon!
_Bacchus._ Well, Charon! Welcome, Charon! Welcome kindly!
_Charon._ Who wants the ferryman? Anybody waiting
To leave the pangs of life? A passage, anybody?
To Lethe’s wharf? To Cerberus’ reach?
To Tartarus? To Tænarus? To Perdition?
_Bacchus._ Yes, I.
_Charon._ Get in then.
_Bacchus._ Tell me, where are you going?
To perdition, really?
_Charon._ Yes, to oblige you, I will--
With all my heart. Step in there.
_Bacchus._ Have a care!
Take care, good Charon! Charon, have a care!
(_Getting into the boat._)
Come, Xanthias, come!
_Charon._ I take no slaves aboard,
Except they’ve volunteer’d for the naval victory.
_Xanthias._ I could not; I was suffering with sore eyes.
_Charon._ Off with you, round by the end of the lake.
_Xanthias._ And whereabouts shall I wait?
_Charon._ At the Stone of Repentance,
By the Slough of Despond, beyond the Tribulations.
You understand me?
_Xanthias._ Yes, I understand you--
A lucky, promising direction, truly.
_Charon_ (_to_ BACCHUS). Sit down at the oar. Come, quick,
if there are more coming!--
Hullo! what’s that you’re doing?
(BACCHUS _is seated in a buffoonish attitude in the side
of the boat where the oar was fastened._)
_Bacchus._ What you told me.
I’m sitting at the oar.
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