Anecdotes of the great war, gathered from European sources
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Anecdotes of the great war, gathered from European sources
World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor, caricatures, etc.
At a “certain place in France” where the British and German trenches
are within shouting distance of each other, the German soldiers were
loudly singing one of their favorite war songs, “Gott mit uns! Gott mit
uns!”
These “vain repetitions” palled on the Britons after a time, and at
last an exasperated Jock arose in wrath and shouted across to the
enemy, “Hae dune wi’ yer bletherin’! Ilka yin o’ us has got mittens
tae, tho’ we dinna mak’ sic a fash aboot them.”
FOES AS FRIENDS
Undoubtedly the most amazing feature of the present war was the manner
in which foe fraternized with foe on Christmas Day—when English and
German exchanged presents, had Christmas trees in the trenches,
and gave concerts for one another’s benefit. Nevertheless, these
incidents are no new feature of warfare. Wellington had to cope with
what he regarded as a very serious similar state of affairs during the
Peninsular war. He issued the strictest orders and took the severest
measures to stop it, making it punishable with death for any man to be
found holding any form of intercourse with the enemy.
When in Portugal the English lines were so close to those of the
army of Massena that the horses had to water at the same river which
separated them, the soldiers came to a mutual understanding not to fire
on one another when drawing water. This led to an exchange of gifts and
finally to the amazing spectacle of English and French soldiers sitting
round the same camp fires, sharing rations and playing cards.
It seems to be a common phenomenon of war that, however bitter the
struggle, a feeling of friendship will spring up after a time between
the troops in the front ranks if they are close to one another for
any length of time. It was so in the Russo-Japanese war, and it
seems to arise from a growing respect for one’s adversary in sharing
common hardships and danger. National feeling gives way before the
fellow-feeling for the man opposite, who, after all, is not responsible
for the war, but only obeying orders.
As one paper said at the time of the incident in this present war, “The
little tales of the Christmas truce in the trenches prove that the
gospel of brotherhood is more powerful than the gospel of hate.”
STRICTLY OBEDIENT
Colonel Kemyss, of the 40th Regiment, was remarkable for the studied
pomposity of his diction. One day, observing that a careless man in the
ranks had a particularly dirty face, which appeared not to have been
washed for a twelvemonth, he was exceedingly indignant at so gross a
violation of military propriety.
“Take him,” said he to the corporal, who was an Irishman, “take the man
and lave him in the waters of the Guadiana.”
After some time the corporal returned.
“What have you done with the man I sent with you?” inquired the
colonel. Up flew the corporal’s right hand across the peak of his cap.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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