It was a galling occurrence. Yet a man, of course, must live, whether
cynical Frenchmen can see the necessity or not. And the tutoring, say
what you would against it, was the best net result of a gradual sifting
process, designed to find what would yield the largest amount of money
for the least amount of work. So had Charles Garrott bent his life, to
be a writer. Bred casually to the law, he had thrown over the
encouraging beginnings of a practice directly he found that clients
expected to take all a man's time, including nights even. Teaching he
did not love, and yet, as he had enjoyed an excellent education, it
"came easier" than anything else. His boast to friends, indeed, was that
he could teach anything, whether he had ever heard of it before or not;
and it was a fact that at a private school once--years ago, in the
interval between college and law-school--he had taught Spanish on three
days' notice, keeping, as he said, precisely one page and a half ahead
of his class the whole year through. But teaching Ancient Languages at
Blaines College was found, upon fair experiment, to involve too many
papers in the Studio, conferences with boys, annoying teachers'
meetings, and similar invasions of a writer's privacy. Besides, it was
not nearly lucrative enough, after the coming of the Judge, who drew
twenty-five dollars a month as Secretary, besides his keep.
Thus had evolved the private tutor, with a waiting-list. Thus it was
that probably the only living compeer of the lady in Sweden must put
aside his Thinking to-night, to peruse and criticize such stuff as
this:--
16. _Bon jour, Monsieur le Curé! Avez vous vu le grand cheval
de mon oncle, le médecin?_
Oh, detestable!
The two French exercise-books--twins with what a difference!--had
started life equally as the property of a certain dear old lady, who had
been spurred into studious endeavor by reading in a magazine that Roman
Cato learned Greek at eighty. She had pointed out to her daughter,
quite excitedly, that she herself was but seventy-one, and French was
easier, besides; and that evening she had telephoned to Charles. The old
lady wrote a very neat but virtually illegible hand, employing the
finest Spencerian pen ever seen:--
23. _Non, petit Henri, non; votre soeur Marie n'est pas
jamais aussi méchante que vous fûmes hier soir._
The author's golden moments fled.
Nevertheless, before he went to bed, Charles Garrott did produce from
his drawer that other private book of his (the front part of which,
also, was stuffed with observations about the Curé and naughty little
Henry). Here, for what time he had, the young modern set down, on a
fresh page, preliminary Notes, such as, indeed, contrasted oddly with
those inscribed in the earlier evening. And when he shut up his book to
go to bed, he did it with an air, and spoke aloud:--
"Let 'em bite on that!"
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