Country life -- Fiction; Vicars, Parochial -- England -- Fiction
“Stick to that, Rogers,” I said.
“Besides, sir,” he went on, “Simmons wants it more than I do. He’s got
a sick wife; and my old woman, thank God, is hale and hearty. And there
is another thing besides, sir: he might take it hard of you, sir, and
think it was turning away an old servant like; and then, sir, he
wouldn’t be ready to hear what you had to tell him, and might, mayhap,
lose a deal o’ comfort. And that I would take worst of all, sir.”
“Well, well, Rogers, Simmons shall have the job.”
“Thank ye, sir,” said the old man.
His wife, who could not see the thing quite from her husband’s point of
view, was too honest to say anything; but she was none the less cordial
to me. The daughter stood looking from one to the other with attentive
face, which took everything, but revealed nothing.
I rose to go. As I reached the door, I remembered the tobacco in my
pocket. I had not bought it for myself. I never could smoke. Nor do I
conceive that smoking is essential to a clergyman in the country;
though I have occasionally envied one of my brethren in London, who
will sit down by the fire, and, lighting his pipe, at the same time
please his host and subdue the bad smells of the place. And I never
could hit his way of talking to his parishioners either. He could put
them at their ease in a moment. I think he must have got the trick out
of his pipe. But in reality, I seldom think about how I ought to talk
to anybody I am with.
That I didn’t smoke myself was no reason why I should not help Old
Rogers to smoke. So I pulled out the tobacco.
“You smoke, don’t you, Rogers?” I said.
“Well, sir, I can’t deny it. It’s not much I spend on baccay, anyhow.
Is it, dame?
“No, that it bean’t,” answered his wife.
“You don’t think there’s any harm in smoking a pipe, sir?”
“Not the least,” I answered, with emphasis.
“You see, sir,” he went on, not giving me time to prove how far I was
from thinking there was any harm in it; “You see, sir, sailors learns
many ways they might be better without. I used to take my pan o’ grog
with the rest of them; but I give that up quite, ’cause as how I don’t
want it now.”
“’Cause as how,” interrupted his wife, “you spend the money on tea for
me, instead. You wicked old man to tell stories!”
“Well, I takes my share of the tea, old woman, and I’m sure it’s a deal
better for me. But, to tell the truth, sir, I was a little troubled in
my mind about the baccay, not knowing whether I ought to have it or
not. For you see, the parson that’s gone didn’t more than half like it,
as I could tell by the turn of his hawse-holes when he came in at the
door and me a-smokin’. Not as he said anything; for, ye see, I was an
old man, and I daresay that kep him quiet. But I did hear him blow up a
young chap i’ the village he come upon promiscus with a pipe in his
mouth. He did give him a thunderin’ broadside, to be sure! So I was in
two minds whether I ought to go on with my pipe or not.”
“And how did you settle the question, Rogers?”
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