Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
“He couldn’t have come through without it, I believe. It was a symbol, a
proud flag. Poverty’s squalid, not fine at all. The monocle made a kind
of difference, you understand. I’m always so enormously thankful I had a
little money. I couldn’t have stuck it without. It needs strength, more
strength than I’ve got.” He clutched his beard close under the chin and
remained for a moment pensively silent. “The advantage of Porteous’s
line of business,” he went on at last, reflectively, “is that it can be
carried on by oneself, without collaboration. There’s no need to appeal
to any one outside oneself, or to have any dealings with other people at
all, if one doesn’t want to. That’s so deplorable about architecture.
There’s no privacy, so to speak; always this horrible jostling with
clients and builders and contractors and people, before one can get
anything done. It’s really revolting. I’m not good at people. Most of
them I don’t like at all, not at all,” Mr. Gumbril repeated with
vehemence. “I don’t deal with them very well; it isn’t my business. My
business is architecture. But I don’t often get a chance of practising
it. Not properly.”
Gumbril Senior smiled rather sadly. “Still,” he said, “I can do
something. I have my talent, I have my imagination. They can’t take
those from me. Come and see what I’ve been doing lately.”
He led the way out of the room and mounted, two steps at a time, towards
a higher floor. He opened the door of what should have been, in a
well-ordered house, the Best Bedroom, and slipped into the darkness.
“Don’t rush in,” he called back to his son, “for God’s sake don’t rush
in. You’ll smash something. Wait till I’ve turned on the light. It’s so
like these asinine electricians to have hidden the switch behind the
door like this.” Gumbril Junior heard him fumbling in the darkness;
there was suddenly light. He stepped in.
The only furniture in the room consisted of a couple of long trestle
tables. On these, on the mantelpiece and all over the floor, were
scattered confusedly, like the elements of a jumbled city, a vast
collection of architectural models. There were cathedrals, there were
town halls, universities, public libraries, there were three or four
elegant little sky-scrapers, there were blocks of offices, huge
warehouses, factories, and finally dozens of magnificent country
mansions, complete with their terraced gardens, their noble flights of
steps, their fountains and ornamental waters and grandly bridged canals,
their little rococo pavilions and garden houses.
“Aren’t they beautiful?” Gumbril Senior turned enthusiastically towards
his son. His long grey hair floated wispily about his head, his
spectacles flashed, and behind them his eyes shone with emotion.
“Beautiful,” Gumbril Junior agreed.
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