Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
“When you’re really rich,” said his father, “I’ll build you one of
these.” And he pointed to a little village of Chatsworths clustering, at
one end of a long table, round the dome of a vaster and austerer St.
Peter’s. “Look at this one, for example.” He picked his way nimbly
across the room, seized the little electric reading-lamp that stood
between a railway station and a baptistery on the mantelpiece, and was
back again in an instant, trailing behind him a long flex that, as it
tautened out, twitched one of the crowning pinnacles off the top of a
sky-scraper near the fireplace. “Look,” he repeated, “look.” He switched
on the current, and moving the lamp back and forth, up and down in front
of the miniature palace. “See the beauty of the light and shade,” he
said. “There, underneath the great, ponderous cornice, isn’t that fine?
And look how splendidly the pilasters carry up the vertical lines. And
then the solidity of it, the size, the immense, impending bleakness of
it!” He threw up his arms, he turned his eyes upwards as though standing
overwhelmed at the foot of some huge precipitous façade. The lights and
shadows vacillated wildly through all the city of palaces and domes as
he brandished the lamp in ecstasy above his head.
“And then,” he had suddenly stooped down, he was peering and pointing
once more into the details of his palace, “then there’s the doorway—all
florid and rich with carving. How magnificently and surprisingly it
flowers out of the bare walls! Like the colossal writing of Darius, like
the figures graven in the bald face of the precipice over
Behistun—unexpected and beautiful and human, human in the surrounding
emptiness.”
Gumbril Senior brushed back his hair and turned, smiling, to look at his
son over the top of his spectacles.
“Very fine,” Gumbril Junior nodded to him. “But isn’t the wall a little
too blank? You seem to allow very few windows in this vast palazzo.”
“True,” his father replied, “very true.” He sighed. “I’m afraid this
design would hardly do for England. It’s meant for a place where there’s
some sun—where you do your best to keep the light out, instead of
letting it in, as you have to do here. Windows are the curse of
architecture in this country. Your walls have to be like sieves, all
holes, it’s heart-breaking. If you wanted me to build you this house,
you’d have to live in Barbados or somewhere like that.”
“There’s nothing I should like better,” said Gumbril Junior.
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