Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
From the world of tailors Gumbril passed into that of the artificial
pearl merchants and with a still keener appreciation of the amorous
qualities of this clear spring day, he began a leisured march along the
perfumed pavements of Bond Street. He thought with a profound
satisfaction of those sixty-three papers on the Risorgimento. How
pleasant it was to waste time! And Bond Street offered so many
opportunities for wasting it agreeably. He trotted round the Spring
Exhibition at the Grosvenor and came out, a little regretting, he had to
confess, his eighteen pence for admission. After that, he pretended that
he wanted to buy a grand piano. When he had finished practising his
favourite passages on the magnificent instrument to which they
obsequiously introduced him, he looked in for a few moments at
Sotheby’s, sniffed among the ancient books and strolled on again,
admiring the cigars, the lucid scent-bottles, the socks, the old
masters, the emerald necklaces, everything, in fact, in all the shops he
passed.
‘Forthcoming Exhibition of Works by Casimir Lypiatt.’ The announcement
caught his eye. And so poor old Lypiatt was on the warpath again, he
reflected, as he pushed open the doors of the Albemarle Galleries. Poor
old Lypiatt! Dear old Lypiatt, even. He liked Lypiatt. Though he had his
defects. It would be fun to see him again.
Gumbril found himself in the midst of a dismal collection of etchings.
He passed them in review, wondering why it was that, in these hard days
when no painter can sell a picture, almost any dull fool who can scratch
a conventional etcher’s view of two boats, a suggested cloud and the
flat sea should be able to get rid of his prints by the dozen and at
guineas apiece. He was interrupted in his speculations by the approach
of the assistant in charge of the gallery. He came up shyly and
uncomfortably, but with the conscientious determination of one ambitious
to do his duty and make good. He was a very young man with pale hair, to
which heavy oiling had given a curious greyish colour, and a face of
such childish contour and so imberb that he looked like a little boy
playing at grown-ups. He had only been at this job a few weeks and he
found it very difficult.
“This,” he remarked, with a little introductory cough, pointing to one
view of the two boats and the flat sea, “is an earlier state than this.”
And he pointed to another view, where the boats were still two and the
sea seemed just as flat—though possibly, on a closer inspection, it
might really have been flatter.
“Indeed,” said Gumbril.
The assistant was rather pained by his coldness. He blushed; but
constrained himself to go on. “Some excellent judges,” he said, “prefer
the earlier state, though it is less highly finished.”
“Ah?”
“Beautiful atmosphere, isn’t it?” The assistant put his head on one side
and pursed his childish lips appreciatively.
Gumbril nodded.
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