Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
With desperation, the assistant indicated the shadowed rump of one of
the boats. “A wonderful feeling in this passage,” he said, redder than
ever.
“Very intense,” said Gumbril.
The assistant smiled at him gratefully. “That’s the word,” he said,
delighted. “Intense. That’s it. Very intense.” He repeated the word
several times as though to make sure of remembering it when the occasion
next presented itself. He was determined to make good.
“I see Mr. Lypiatt is to have a show here soon,” remarked Gumbril, who
had had enough of the boats.
“He is making the final arrangements with Mr. Albemarle at this very
moment,” said the assistant triumphantly, with the air of one who
produces, at the dramatic and critical moment, a rabbit out of the empty
hat.
“You don’t say so?” Gumbril was duly impressed. “Then I’ll wait till he
comes out,” he said, and sat down with his back to the boats.
The assistant returned to his desk and picked up the gold-belted
fountain pen which his Aunt had given him when he first went into
business, last Christmas. “Very intense,” he wrote in capitals on a
half-sheet of notepaper. “The feeling in this passage is very intense.”
He studied the paper for a few moments, then folded it up carefully and
put it away in his waistcoat pocket. “Always make a note of it.” That
was one of the business mottoes he had himself written out so
laboriously in Indian ink and old English lettering. It hung over his
bed between “The Lord is my Shepherd,” which his mother had given him,
and a quotation from Dr. Frank Crane, “A smiling face sells more goods
than a clever tongue.” Still, a clever tongue, the young assistant had
often reflected, was a very useful thing, especially in this job. He
wondered whether one could say that the composition of a picture was
very intense. Mr. Albemarle was very keen on the composition, he
noticed. But perhaps it was better to stick to plain ‘fine,’ which was a
little commonplace, perhaps, but very safe. He would ask Mr. Albemarle
about it. And then there was all that stuff about plastic values and
pure plasticity. He sighed. It was all very difficult. A chap might be
as willing and eager to make good as he liked; but when it came to this
about atmosphere and intense passages and plasticity—well, really, what
could a chap do? Make a note of it. It was the only thing.
In Mr. Albemarle’s private room Casimir Lypiatt thumped the table.
“Size, Mr. Albemarle,” he was saying, “size and vehemence and spiritual
significance—that’s what the old fellows had, and we haven’t....” He
gesticulated as he talked, his face worked and his green eyes, set in
their dark, charred orbits, were full of a troubled light. The forehead
was precipitous, the nose long and sharp; in the bony and almost
fleshless face, the lips of the wide mouth were surprisingly full.
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