Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
They parted near the bottom of the Tottenham Court Road, Lypiatt to go
northward to his studio off Maple Street, Gumbril to pay one of his
secret visits to those rooms of his in Great Russell Street. He had
taken them nearly a year ago now, two little rooms over a grocer’s shop,
promising himself goodness only knew what adventures in them. But
somehow there had been no adventures. Still, it had pleased him, all the
same, to be able to go there from time to time when he was in London and
to think, as he sat in solitude before his gas fire, that there was
literally not a soul in the universe who knew where he was. He had an
almost childish affection for mysteries and secrets.
“Good-bye,” said Gumbril, raising his hand to the salute. “And I’ll beat
up some people for dinner on Friday.” (For they had agreed to meet
again.) He turned away, thinking that he had spoken the last words; but
he was mistaken.
“Oh, by the way,” said Lypiatt, who had also turned to go, but who now
came stepping quickly after his companion. “Can you, by any chance, lend
me five pounds. Only till after the exhibition, you know. I’m a bit
short.”
Poor old Lypiatt! But it was with reluctance that Gumbril parted from
his Treasury notes.
CHAPTER IV
Lypiatt had a habit, which some of his friends found rather trying—and
not only friends, for Lypiatt was ready to let the merest acquaintances,
the most absolute strangers, even, into the secrets of his inspiration—a
habit of reciting at every possible opportunity his own verses. He would
declaim in a voice loud and tremulous, with an emotion that never seemed
to vary with the varying subject-matter of his poems, for whole quarters
of an hour at a stretch; would go on declaiming till his auditors were
overwhelmed with such a confusion of embarrassment and shame, that the
blood rushed to their cheeks and they dared not meet one another’s eyes.
He was declaiming now; not merely across the dinner table to his own
friends, but to the whole restaurant. For at the first reverberating
lines of his latest, “The Conquistador,” there had been a startled
turning of heads, a craning of necks from every corner of the room. The
people who came to this Soho restaurant because it was, notoriously, so
‘artistic,’ looked at one another significantly and nodded; they were
getting their money’s worth, this time. And Lypiatt, with a fine air of
rapt unconsciousness, went on with his recitation.
“Look down on Mexico, Conquistador”—that was the refrain.
The Conquistador, Lypiatt had made it clear, was the Artist, and the
Vale of Mexico on which he looked down, the towered cities of Tlacopan
and Chalco, of Tenochtitlan and Iztapalapan symbolized—well, it was
difficult to say precisely what. The universe, perhaps?
“Look down,” cried Lypiatt, with a quivering voice.
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