Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
They left the galleries together. Lypiatt set the pace, striding along
at a great rate and with a magnificent brutality through the elegant and
leisured crowd, gesticulating and loudly talking as he went. He carried
his hat in his hand; his tie was brilliantly orange. People turned to
look at him as he passed and he liked it. He had, indeed, a remarkable
face—a face that ought by rights to have belonged to a man of genius.
Lypiatt was aware of it. The man of genius, he liked to say, bears upon
his brow a kind of mark of Cain, by which men recognize him at once—“and
having recognized, generally stone him,” he would add with that peculiar
laugh he always uttered whenever he said anything rather bitter or
cynical; a laugh that was meant to show that the bitterness, the
cynicism, justifiable as events might have made them, were really only a
mask, and that beneath it the artist was still serenely and tragically
smiling. Lypiatt thought a great deal about the ideal artist. That
titanic abstraction stalked within his own skin. He was it—a little too
consciously, perhaps.
“This time,” he kept repeating, “they’ll be bowled over. This time....
It’s going to be terrific.” And with the blood beating behind his eyes,
with the exultant consciousness and certainty of power growing and
growing in him with every word he spoke, Lypiatt began to describe the
pictures there would be at his show; he talked about the preface he was
writing to the catalogue, the poems that would be printed in it by way
of literary complement to the pictures. He talked, he talked.
Gumbril listened, not very attentively. He was wondering how any one
could talk so loud, could boast so extravagantly. It was as though the
man had to shout in order to convince himself of his own existence. Poor
Lypiatt; after all these years, Gumbril supposed, he must have some
doubts about it. Ah, but this time, this time he was going to bowl them
all over.
“You’re pleased, then, with what you’ve done recently,” he said at the
end of one of Lypiatt’s long tirades.
“Pleased?” exclaimed Lypiatt; “I should think I was.”
Gumbril might have reminded him that he had been as well pleased in the
past and that ‘they’ had by no means been bowled over. He preferred,
however, to say nothing. Lypiatt went on about the size and universality
of the old masters. He himself, it was tacitly understood, was one of
them.
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