Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
“Allow me to introduce,” said Coleman. “The sharer of my joys and
sorrows. _La compagne de mes nuits blanches et de mes jours plutôt
sales._ In a word, Zoe. _Qui ne comprend pas le français, qui me déteste
avec une passion égale à la mienne, et qui mangera, ma foi, des rognons
pour faire honneur au physiologue._”
“Have some Burgundy?” Gumbril proffered the bottle.
Zoe nodded and pushed forward her glass. She was dark-haired, had a pale
skin and eyes like round blackberries. Her mouth was small and floridly
curved. She was dressed, rather depressingly, like a picture by Augustus
John, in blue and orange. Her expression was sullen and ferocious, and
she looked about her with an air of profound contempt.
“Shearwater’s no better than a mystic,” fluted Mr. Mercaptan. “A
mystical scientist; really, one hadn’t reckoned on that.”
“Like a Liberal Pope,” said Gumbril. “Poor Metternich, you remember? Pio
Nono.” And he burst into a fit of esoteric laughter. “Of less than
average intelligence,” he murmured delightedly, and refilled his glass.
“It’s only the deliberately blind who wouldn’t reckon on the
combination,” Lypiatt put in, indignantly. “What are science and art,
what are religion and philosophy but so many expressions in human terms
of some reality more than human? Newton and Boehme and Michelangelo—what
are they doing but expressing, in different ways, different aspects of
the same thing?”
“Alberti, I beg you,” said Gumbril. “I assure you he was the better
architect.”
“_Fi donc!_” said Mr. Mercaptan. “San Carlo alle Quatro Fontane——” But
he got no further. Lypiatt abolished him with a gesture.
“One reality,” he cried, “there is only one reality.”
“One reality,” Coleman reached out a hand across the table and caressed
Zoe’s bare white arm, “and that is callipygous.” Zoe jabbed at his hand
with her fork.
“We are all trying to talk about it,” continued Lypiatt. “The physicists
have formulated their laws, which are after all no more than stammering
provisional theories about a part of it. The physiologists are
penetrating into the secrets of life, psychologists into the mind. And
we artists are trying to say what is revealed to us about the moral
nature, the personality of that reality, which is the universe.”
Mr. Mercaptan threw up his hands in affected horror. “Oh, _barbaridad,
barbaridad_!” Nothing less than the pure Castilian would relieve his
feelings. “But all this is meaningless.”
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