Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 1760-1789; Satire; United States -- History -- Revolution, 1775-1783
_Lord H[o]we_ and _Mr. R[i]gby_ now rose; but the house appearing
inclined to give the former an immediate opportunity to reply, Mr.
R[i]gby sat down, and Lord H[o]we, in very modest yet pointed terms,
remarked on the unfairness which, he must say, the Honourable Gentleman
who spoke last, had discovered both in the design and manner of his
speech. That, first, to avoid entering into the motives and principles of
his own conduct, as being more proper objects for a particular committee
of enquiry, and then to launch out into vague and desultory accusations
of any other person, was inconsistent, and, he was sorry to add,
illiberal. That whatever prejudices those reflections were intended to
create against his conduct, he would not then interrupt the business of
the day, and the more general subjects of the present debate, but trust
to the candour of the house for suspending their opinion, until the whole
of his conduct might be minutely investigated by a committee appointed
for that purpose; which committee, he himself should be the first man in
that house to solicit, nay demand.
[Sidenote: Mr. R[i]gby.]
_Mr. R[i]gby._⸺I should not, Sir, have troubled the house on this first
day, but that I felt it the indispensable duty of private friendship,
to express my feelings on the happy return of our worthy Commissioner,
who has given you, Sir, so full and satisfactory an account both of his
principles and conduct.⸺I shall not trouble you long, Sir; I rise only
for that purpose.⸺I am sure there is no Gentleman in this house, who
more heartily congratulates the worthy Commissioner on his unembarrassed
countenance and his good looks. He certainly has passed the summer very
profitably—the voyage seems to have improved his stock of spirits—I
think, I never saw him appear to more advantage—I own, however, I
sincerely regret the unpoliteness of his American friends. After such
condescending invitations of himself, it was not very civil of those
Gentlemen to send excuses—If he had been admitted to their society, I
have no manner of doubt of the wonderful effects his eloquence would have
wrought. Even if they had allowed him a sight of the country, a man of
his taste would have brought us home some curious American memoirs: but,
alas! he was not only disappointed in that wish, but in one of a still
gentler kind. I mean, Sir, a _Flirtation Treaty_, which he _attempted_,
to negotiate with a celebrated female politician, the _Messalina of
Congress_. I say attempted, Sir; for unfortunately even there too his
Excellency met with as cold a reception. Unfortunately! for, had the Lady
indulged him with a _hearing_, or even a _sight_, what surer line to lay
the foundation of a more lasting connection? But, in short, Sir, whether
from fate or insufficiency, the affair dropt, and the _Flirtation Treaty_
fell to the ground⸺ ⸺Sir, I trouble the house very seldom, and with as
few words as possible⸺my opinion continues to be what it invariably
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account