Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 1760-1789; Satire; United States -- History -- Revolution, 1775-1783
has been, with respect to America—this country may be deprived of its
interests, its dignity, and its honour; but, as I never can give my
assent to a voluntary surrender of them, I most heartily agree in the
support which the address proposes to afford to his M[ajest]y.
[Sidenote: Mr. T. T[o]wns[e]nd.]
Mr. _T. T[o]wns[e]nd_ rose, and with great vehemence arraigned the levity
of the Right Honourable Gentleman who spoke before him; he thought it
highly indecent, at this important crisis, when the very existence of
this country is at stake, that any Gentleman should endeavour to raise
a laugh, and turn the momentous deliberations of that day into ridicule.
Under such circumstances, in his opinion, jocularity was flagitious, and
wit became blasphemy. He had, himself, sat in three P[a]rl[ia]m[e]nts,
and he appealed to the candour of that house, whether in that length
of time he had once raised a laugh, or on any occasion intentionally
distorted the muscles of any Honourable Member? “No Sir, the true
design of our meeting here, is for far other purposes than those of
calling forth the risibility of Honourable Gentlemen: a risibility at
any time highly improper for this house, but particularly so at this
tremendous, this disgraceful moment.—It is with the highest astonishment
that I now see Gentlemen shifting their places, as if already tired of
public business, or afraid to look into the deplorable and calamitous
situation of this country: nay, so great is their inattention to their
duty in P[a]rl[ia]m[e]nt, that, upon my rising, I find the house almost
cleared—where are the Members?—I am afraid—at dinner! Is this a time for
revelling in taverns, when the dignity of the Imperial Crown of this
country is violated, and much harm done to our merchants?—Is this a time
for revelling, when the glory of Britannia, Sir, I say, is sullied, and
when, Sir, the French are riding on your narrow seas.”⸺He then entered
into a copious detail of the blunders of Administration, with respect to
Falkland’s Islands, the Middlesex Election, Corsica, and the massacre in
St. George’s Fields, Gibraltar, and Mr. Horne’s imprisonment; together
with cursory observations on the illegality of impressing, the bad policy
of Lotteries, the fatal example of the Justitia, and the tremendous
perils to this devoted country from the frequent exhibition of the
Beggar’s Opera.⸺At length, returning a little closer to the question, he
again animadverted on the surprising inattention of the House: “Yet Sir,
(he exclaimed) before I sit down let me ask Ministers a few questions—I
do not expect any answer from them, yet I will ask them⸺Is Dominica the
only one of our West India Islands now in the possession of France?
Are we to go on for ever with the American war?—Who are our allies?—Is
Omiah to pay us another visit?—Where is Sir Harry Cl[i]nt[o]n?⸺How is
the Czarina affected?—What will D’Estaign do after Christmas?⸺Where will
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