Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 1760-1789; Satire; United States -- History -- Revolution, 1775-1783
But, supposing this extraordinary spirit of bounty should become general
among the Country Gentlemen, and that, to support a war which had totally
lost the original object of revenue, for which they had been tempted
to engage in it; supposing they were all well inclined to a land-tax
of fifteen shillings in the pound, and determined to overflow the
Exchequer with an extraordinary redundance of profusion, yet would they
be particularly happy that all that wealth should be portioned out to
subsidise Hanover, Hesse-Cassel, Hanau, Waldeck, Brandebourg-Anspach, and
all the mercenaries of Germany? Or that it should wholly be devoted to
satiate the monopolising avarice of a Russian alliance? You have no force
at home—you are almost defenseless.⸺
[Sidenote: Col. T[u]ffn[e]ll.]
(Here he was called to order by Colonel Tuffnell for speaking of the
_defenceless_ state of this country.) Col. _T[u]ffn[e]ll_ said, the word
_defenceless_ was, to the last degree, improper and disorderly; for that
he himself had the command at Dover Castle, opposite Calais, where,
though the country all about it was rather flat, he would not wish such
a word as _defenceless_ to be sent from that house to Paris, by any
friend of Dr. Franklin’s. And, as he was on his legs, he must say, that
word _defenceless_ was doubly wrong, from the late state of the camps;
where, in spite of French spies, there had been the utmost discipline,
unanimity, peace, and quietness; except, indeed, some desertions, much
nakedness, frequent floggings, and several duels.
Mr. _F[o]x_ then proceeded, without any remark on this interruption;
and observed, that every petty Landgrave and Margrave had already been
exhausted; they had no more Chasseurs, no more mercenary boors, to
fight, or rather not to fight, our battles. Russia is frozen up for
some months; and, not improbably, the courts of Berlin and Vienna would
sufficiently engage her in their Bavarian contest; or, at least, not
make it adviseable for her to lessen the internal defence of a country
surrounded with such powerful armies. As to the Fleet, how could it be
recruited with sailors or marines? Though even the spirit of adventure
could instantly man every Privateer that had been fitted out, yet the
noble Lord at the head of the Admiralty had pretended to palliate his own
incapacity and criminal neglect, by alledging it was almost impossible,
even with an extraordinary bounty, and the utmost rigour of an Impress
and an Embargo, to man the Royal Fleet—the fact was, the minds of the
people were obstinately bent against this American war; nay, even against
a French war, when France became the protector of America.
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