"Brave, pass around the old ivy-covered pewter mugs," Alan said
grandly, rolling over and precipitating a furious Unquote to the rug.
"While you're at it, get some old ivy-covered crackers and cheese."
"I could stomach an old ivy-covered potato chip," murmured Rob Pope.
"Let's have a little masculine nostalgia," said Bill. "Let's remember
Oxford, Brave."
Four strictly-American-college men hooted him down.
* * * * *
Brave brought glasses and a tray of snacks, and, thoughtfully, a dish
of milk for Unquote. "Here comes old ivy-covered Brave now," said Rob.
The big Indian emptied a fifth of rye into the glasses. Jim picked up
the empty bottle, regarded it like Hamlet with the skull of Yorick,
and said, "Blessed blue ruin, how I love thee. Omar had nothing on
McEldownie."
"McEldownie the Tentmaker," said Alan. "It has a fine classic ring to
it."
"I pawned my fine classic ring last week. I was hungry."
"God," said Bill. "Classic of '58, I presume?"
They finished the rye and after serious consultation opened a bottle
of Scotch. McEldownie began to talk with a broad Highland accent
and it seemed very funny to everyone. Unquote stalked away to her
playbox in disgust. Brave sat bolt upright, looking like a statue of
copper-colored granite. They all got drunk.
The announcer stood up and juggled three glasses, then four, and the
others applauded, for he was good at it. "For all your awkward look,
Mac," said Alan, "you're a slilful--skilful old bird."
"When I juggled before the crowned heads of Europe, they went mad over
me. I often wished I could juggle in front of whole people," he added
wistfully. "Never did. Just heads."
"Oh, brother," said a woman's voice. They all turned round and looked
toward the door. Win Gilmore stood there, shaking her beautiful blued
coiffure. "This place looks like a shebeen. And you're all fried to the
eyeballs. Ought to be ashamed of yourselves." She dropped her lavender
cloak: she was wearing an amethyst-colored halter and a pleated nylon
skirt of syenite blue, which clung to her legs as she walked toward
them. Alan could see the play of muscles in her thighs where the soft
skirt touched them. Some of the liquor sank away from his brain and he
remembered that this woman was not human. He gritted his teeth and
turned his head away to look at Brave. The Indian was also sobered. He
said, "Well, hello," uncertainly.
"It makes me mad," said Win, pouring herself a shot of rum. "All this
attractive male virility going to waste. No women to appreciate it.
There ought to be wenches flung picturesquely here and there."
"You paint a sordid picture, madame," said Rob. "We've been chastely
reliving old school days, knotting old school ties, and reciting the
Boy Scout oath to each other. It's uplifting. It's--"
"Sophomoric?"
"Who is this dazzling fluff?" McEldownie asked.
"Win Gilmore."
The tall man opened his green eyes wide. "Oho? The super-jade!"
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