"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
This, we think, is rather an exaggeration, both as regards time
and money, unless the Major reckons an undivided moiety he had in
an old lady-hound called “Lavender” along with the village
blacksmith of Billinghurst when he was at school. If he so
calculates, then he would be right as to time, but wrong as to
money, for the blacksmith paid his share of the tax, and found
the greater part of the food. For thirty years, we need hardly
tell the reader of sporting literature, that the Major had been a
master of harriers—for well has he blown the horn of their
celebrity during the whole of that long period—never were such
harriers for finding jack hares, and pushing them through
parishes innumerable, making them take rivers, and run as
straight as railways, putting the costly performances of the
foxhounds altogether to the blush. Ten miles from point to point,
and generally without a turn, is the usual style of thing, the
last run with this distinguished pack being always unsurpassed by
any previous performance. Season after season has the sporting
world been startled with these surprising announcements, until
red-coated men, tired of blanks and ringing foxes, have almost
said, “Dash my buttons, if I won’t shut up shop here and go and
hunt with these tremendous harriers,” while other currant-jelly
gentlemen, whose hares dance the fandango before their plodding
pack, have sighed for some of these wonderful “Jacks” that never
make a curve, or some of the astonishing hounds that have such a
knack at making them fly.
Well, but the reader will, perhaps, say it’s the blood that does
it—the Major has an unrivalled, unequalled strain of harrier
blood that nobody else can procure. Nothing of the sort! Nothing
of the sort! The Major’s blood is just anything he can get. He
never misses a chance of selling either a single hound or a pack,
and has emptied his kennel over and over again. But then he
always knows where to lay hands on more; and as soon as ever the
new hounds cross his threshold they become the very “best in the
world”—better than any he ever had before. They then figure upon
paper, just as if it was a continuous pack; and the field being
under pretty good command, and, moreover, implicated in the
honour of their performances, the thing goes on smoothly and
well, and few are any the wiser. There is nothing so popular as a
little fuss and excitement, in which every man may take his
share, and this it is that makes scratch packs so celebrated.
Their followers see nothing but their perfections. They are
“To their faults a little blind, And to their virtues ever kind.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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