"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Bonncible, however, brought in the Teneriffe just at
the critical moment, when Billy having replenished both plates,
the pork-eaters might have expected to be let in; and walked off
with the dish in exchange for the decanter. Our friends then
pledged each other in a bumper of Cape. The pork was followed by
an extremely large strong-smelling Cheshire cheese, in a high
wooden cradle, which in its turn was followed by an extremely
large strong-smelling man in a mountainous many-caped greatcoat,
who with a bob of his head and a kick out behind, intimated that
paying time was come for him. Growls were then heard of its not
being half an hour, or of not having had their full time,
accompanied by dives into the pockets and reticules for the
needful—each person wondering how little he could give without a
snubbing.
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Quite “optional” of course. Billy, who was bent on doing the
magnificent, produced a large green-and-gold-tasseled purse,
almost as big as a stocking, and drew therefrom a great
five-shilling piece, which having tapped imposingly on his plate,
he handed ostentatiously to the man, saying, “for this lady and
me,” just as if she belonged to him; whereupon down went the head
even with the table, with an undertoned intimation that Billy
“needn’t ‘urry, for he would make it all right with the guard.”
The waiter followed close on the heels of the coachman, drawing
every body for half-a-crown for the dinner, besides what they had
had to drink, and what they “pleased for himself,” and Billy
again anticipated the lady by paying for both. Instead, however,
of disputing his right so to do, she seemed to take it as a
matter of course, and bent a little forward and said in a sort of
half-whisper, though loud enough to be heard by a twinkling-eyed,
clayey-complexioned she-outsider, sitting opposite, dressed in a
puce-coloured cloth pelisse and a pheasant-feather bonnet, “I
fear you will think me very troublesome, but do you think you
could manage to get me a finger-glass?” twiddling her pretty
taper fingers as she spoke.
“Certainly!” replied Billy, all alacrity, “certainly.”
“With a little tepid water,” continued Miss Willing, looking
imploringly at Billy as he rose to fulfil her behests.
“Such airs!” growled Pheasant-feathers to her next neighbour with
an indignant toss of her colour-varying head.
Billy presently appeared, bearing one of the old deep
blue-patterned finger-glasses, with a fine damask napkin, marked
with a ducal coronet—one of the usual perquisites of servitude.
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