"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Mrs. Yammerton too, on whom devolves the care of the wax and the
modérateurs, is here superintending her department—seeing that
the hearth is properly swept, and distributing the Punches, and
Posts, and “Ask Mamma’s” judiciously over the fine variegated
table-cover. She is dressed in a rich silvery grey—with a sort of
thing like a silver cow tie, with full tassels, twisted and
twined serpent-like into her full, slightly streaked, dark hair.
The illumination being complete, she seats herself fan in hand on
the sofa, and a solemn pause then ensues, broken only by Billy’s
and Monsieur’s meanderings over-head, and the keen whistle of the
November wind careering among the hollies and evergreens which
the Major keeps interpreting into wheels.
Then his wife and he seek to relieve the suspense of the moment
by speculating on who will come first.
“Those nasty Tightlaces for a guinea,” observed the Major,
polishing his nails, while Mrs. Yammerton predicted the
Larkspurs.
“No, the Tights,” reiterated the Major, jingling his silver;
“Tights always comes first—thinks to catch one unprepared—”
At length the furious bark of the inhospitable terrier, who
really seemed as if he would eat horses, vehicle, visitors, and
all, was followed by a quick grind up to the door, and such a
pull at the bell as made the Major fear would cause it to suspend
payment for good—_ring-ring-ring-ring-ring_ it went, as if it was
never going to stop.
“Pulled the bell out of the socket, for a guinea,” exclaimed the
Major, listening for the letting down of steps, iron or
recessed—recessed had it.
“Mrs. D.” said the Major—figuring her old Landaulet in his mind.
“_Ladies_ evidently,” assented Mrs. Yammerton, as the rustle of
silks on their way to the put-to-rights Sanctum, sounded past the
drawing-room door. The Major then began speculating as to whether
they would get announced before another arrival took place, or
not.
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Presently a renewed rustle was succeeded by the now
yellow-legged, brown-backed Bumbler, throwing open the door and
exclaiming in a stentorian voice, as if he thought his master and
mistress had turned suddenly deaf, “Mrs. and Miss Dotherington!”
and in an instant the four were hugging, and grinning, and
pump-handling each other’s arms as if they were going into
ecstacies, Mrs. Dotherington interlarding her gymnastics with
Mrs. Yammerton, with sly squeezes of the hand, suited to _soto
voce_ observations not intended for the Major’s ears, of “so
_‘appy_ to ear it! so glad to congratulate you! _So nice!_” with
an inquisitive whisper of—“_which is it? which is it?_ Do tell
me!”
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