"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Thought so,” rejoined Sir Moses, who prided himself upon his
penetration. “I’ll have a word with him when he comes in again,”
continued he.
Tea followed quickly on the heels of coffee, Monsieur coming in
after Bankhead. Monsieur now consequentially drank, and dressed
much in the manner that he is in the picture of the glove scene
at Yammerton Grange.
“_Ah, Monsieur! comment vous portez-vous?_” exclaimed the
Baronet, which was about as much French as he could raise.
“Pretty middlin’, tenk you, sare,” replied Jack, bowing and
grinning at the compliment.
“What, you speak English, do you?” asked the Baronet, thinking he
might as well change the language.
“I spake it, sare, some small matter, sare,” replied Jack, with a
shrug of his shoulders—“Not nothing like my modder’s tongue, you
knows.”
“Ah! you speak it domd well,” replied Sir Moses. “Let you and I
have a talk together. Tell me, now, were you ever out hunting?”
_Jean Rougier_. “Oh, yes, sare, I have been at the chasse of de
small dicky-bird—tom-tit—cock-robin—vot you call.”
_Sir Moses_ (laughing). “No, no, that is not the sort of chace I
mean; I mean, have you ever been out fox-hunting?”
_Jean Rougier_ (confidentially). “Nevare, sare—nevare.”
Sir Moses. “Ah, my friend, then you’ve a great pleasure to come
to—a great pleasure to come to, indeed. Well, you’re a domd good
feller, and I’ll tell you what I’ll do—I’ll tell you what I’ll
do—I’ll mount you to-morrow—domd if I won’t—you shall ride my old
horse, Cockatoo—carry you beautifully. What d’ye ride? Thirteen
stun, I should say,” looking Jack over, “quite up to that—quite
up to that—stun above it, for that matter. You’ll go streaming
away like a bushel of beans.”
“Oh, sare, I tenk you, sare,” replied Jack, “but I have not got
my hunting apparatus—my mosquet—my gun, my—no, not notin at all.”
“Gun!” exclaimed Sir Moses, amidst the laughter of the company.
“Why, you wouldn’t shoot the fox, would ye?”
“_Certainement_” replied Jack. “I should pop him over.”
“Oh, the devil!” exclaimed Sir Moses, throwing up his hands in
astonishment. “Why, man, we keep the hounds on purpose to hunt
him.”
“Silly fellers,” replied Jack, “you should pepper his jacket.”
“Ah, Monsieur, I see you have a deal to learn,” rejoined Sir
Moses, laughing. “However, it’s never too late to begin—never too
late to begin, and you shall take your first lesson to-morrow.
I’ll mount you on old Cockatoo, and you shall see how we manage
these matters in England.”
“Oh, sare, I tenk you moch,” replied Jack, again excusing
himself. “But I have not got no breeches, no boot-jacks—no notin,
_comme il faut_.”
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