"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“I’ll lend you everything you want,—a boot-jack and all,” replied
Sir Moses, now quite in the generous mood.
“Ah, sare, you are vare beautiful, and I moch appreciate your
benevolence; bot I sud not like to risk my neck and crop outside
an unqualified, contradictory quadruped.”
“Nothing of the sort!” exclaimed Sir Moses, “nothing of the sort!
He’s the quietest, gentlest crittur alive—a child might ride him,
mightn’t it, Cuddy?”
“Safest horse under the sun,” replied Cuddy Flintoff,
confidently. “Don’t know such another. Have nothing to do but sit
on his back, and give him his head, and he’ll take far better
care of you than you can of him. He’s the nag to carry you close
up to their stems. _Ho-o-i-ck, forrard, ho-o-i-ck!_ Dash my
buttons, Monsieur, but I think I see you sailing away. Shouldn’t
be surprised if you were to bring home the brush, only you’ve got
one under your nose as it is,” alluding to his moustache.
Jack at this looked rather sour, for somehow people don’t like to
be laughed at; so he proceeded to push his tray about under the
guests’ noses, by way of getting rid of the subject. He had no
objection to a hunt, and to try and do what Cuddy Flintoff
predicted, only he didn’t want to spoil his own clothes, or be
made a butt of. So, having had his say, he retired as soon as he
could, inquiring of Bankhead, when he got out, who that porky old
fellow with the round, close-shaven face was.
When the second flight of tea-cups came in, Sir Moses was seated
on a hardish chaise longue, beside our friend Mr. Pringle, to
whom he was doing the agreeable attentive host, and a little of
the inquisitive stranger; trying to find out as well about the
Major and his family, as about Billy himself, his friends and
belongings. The Baronet had rather cooled on the subject of
mounting Monsieur, and thought to pave the way for a back-out.
“That’s a stout-built feller of yours,” observed he to Billy,
kicking up his toe at Jack as he passed before them with the
supplementary tray of cakes and cream, and so on.
“Yarse,” drawled Billy, wondering what matter it made to Sir
Moses.
“Stouter than I took him for,” continued the Baronet, eyeing
Jack’s broad back and strong undersettings. “That man’ll ride
fourteen stun, I dessay.”
Billy had no opinion on the point so began admiring his pretty
foot; comparing it with Sir Moses’s, which was rather thick and
clumsy.
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