"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
The Baronet conned the mount matter over in his mind; the man was
heavy; the promised horse was old and weak; the country deep, and
he didn’t know that Monsieur could ride,—altogether he thought it
wouldn’t do. Let his master mount him if he liked, or let him
stay at home and help Bankhead with the plate, or Peter with the
shoes. So Sir Moses settled it in his own mind, as far as he was
concerned, at least, and resumed his enquiries of our Billy.
Which of the Miss Yammertons he thought the prettiest, which sang
the best, who played the harp, if the Major indulged him with
much hare-soup, and then glanced incidentally at his stud, and
Bo-Peep.
He then asked him about Lord Ladythorne; if it was true that Mrs.
Moffatt and he quarrelled; if his lordship wasn’t getting rather
slack; and whether Billy didn’t think Dicky Boggledale an old
woman, to which latter interrogatory he replied, “Yarse,”—he
thought he was, and ought to be drafted.
While the _tête-à-tête_ was going on, a desultory conversation
ensued among the other guests in various parts of the room, Mr.
Booty button-holeing Captain Hurricane, to tell him a capital
thing out of “Punch,” and receiving in return an exclamation
of—“Why, man, I told you that myself before dinner.” Tom Dribbler
going about touching people up in the ribs with his thumb,
inquiring with a knowing wink of his eye, or a jerk of his head,
“Aye, old feller, how goes it;” which was about the extent of
Tom’s conversational powers. Henry Waggett talking “wool” to Mr.
Tupman; while Cuddy Flintoff kept popping out every now and then
to look at the moon, returning with a “hoick wind ‘im; ho-ick!”
or—
“A southerly wind and a cloudy sky, Proclaimeth a hunting morning.”
Very cheering the assurance was to our friend Billy Pringle, as
the reader may suppose; but he had the sense to keep his feelings
to himself.
At length the last act of the entertainment approached, by the
door flying open through an invisible agency, and the _delirium
tremens_ footman appearing with a spacious tray, followed by
Bankhead and Monsieur, with “Cardigans” and other the materials
of “night-caps,” which they placed on the mirth-promoting circle
of a round table. All hands drew to it like blue-bottle-flies to
a sugar-cask, as well to escape from themselves and each other,
as to partake of the broiled bones, and other the good things
with which the tray was stored.
“Hie, worry! worry! worry!” cried Cuddy Flintoff, darting at the
black bottles, for he dearly loved a drink, and presently had a
beaker of brandy, so strong, that as Silverthorn said, the spoon
almost stood upright in it.
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