"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Let’s get chairs!” exclaimed he, turning short round on his
heel: “let’s get chairs, and be snug; it’s as cheap sitting as
standing,” so saying, he wheeled a smoking chair up to the table,
and was speedily followed by the rest of the party, with various
shaped seats. Then such of the guests as wanted to shirk drinking
took whiskey or gin, which they could dilute as much as they
chose; while those who didn’t care for showing their predilection
for drink, followed Cuddy’s example, and made it as strong as
they liked. This is the time that the sot comes out
undisguisedly. The form of wine-drinking after dinner is mere
child’s play in their proceedings: the spirit is what they go
for.
At length sots and sober ones were equally helped to their
liking; and, the approving sips being taken, the other great want
of life—tobacco—then became apparent.
“Smoking allowed here,” observed Cuddy Flintoff, diving into his
side-pocket for a cigar, adding, as he looked at the wretched old
red chintz-covered furniture, which, not even the friendly light
of the _moderateur_ lamps could convert into anything
respectable: “No fear of doing any harm here, I think?”
So the rest of the company seemed to think, for there was
presently a great kissing of cigar-ends and rising of clouds, and
then the party seeming to be lost in deep reveries. Thus they sat
for some minutes, some eyeing their cocked-up toes, some the
dirty ceiling, others smoking and nursing their beakers of spirit
on their knees.
At length Tom Dribbler gave tongue—“What time will the hounds
leave the kennel in the morning, Sir Moses?” asked he.
“Hoick to Dribbler! Hoick!” immediately cheered Cuddy—as if
capping the pack to a find.
“Oh, why, let me see,” replied Sir Moses, filliping the ashes off
the end of his cigar—“Let me see,” repeated he—“Oh—ah—tomorrow’s
Monday; Monday, the Crooked Billet—Crooked Billet—nine
miles—eight through Applecross Park; leave here at nine—ten to
nine, say—nothing like giving them plenty of time on the road.”
“Nothing,” assented Cuddy Flintoff, taking a deep drain at his
glass, adding, as soon as he could get his nose persuaded to come
out of it again, “I _do_ hate to see men hurrying hounds to cover
in a morning.”
“No fear of mine doing that,” observed Sir Moses, “for I always
go with them myself when I can.”
“Capital dodge, too,” assented Cuddy, “gets the fellers past the
public houses—that drink’s the ruin of half the huntsmen in
England;” whereupon he took another good swig.
“Then, Monsieur, and you’ll all go together, I suppose,”
interrupted Dribbler, who wanted to see the fun.
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