"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Monsieur, Monsieur—oh, ah, that’s my friend Pringle’s valet,”
observed Sir Moses, drily; “what about him?”
“Why he’s going, isn’t he?” replied Dribbler.
“Oh, poor fellow, no,” rejoined Sir Moses; “he doesn’t want to
go—it’s no use persecuting a poor devil because a Frenchman.”
“But I dare say he’d enjoy it very much,” observed Dribbler.
“Well, then, will you mount him?” asked Sir Moses.
“Why I thought _you_ were going to do it,” replied Dribbler.
“_Me_ mount him!” exclaimed Sir Moses, throwing out his ringed
hands in well-feigned astonishment, as if he had never made such
an offer—“_Me_ mount him! why, my dear fellow, do you know how
many people I have to mount as it is? Let me tell you,” continued
he, counting them off on his fingers, “there’s Tom, and there’s
Harry, and there’s Joe, and there’s the pad-groom and myself,
five horses out every day—generally six, when I’ve a hack—six
horses a day, four days a week—if that isn’t enough, I don’t know
what is—dom’d if I do,” added he, with a snort and a determined
jerk of his head.
“Well, but we can manage him a mount among us, somehow, I dare
say,” persevered Dribbler, looking round upon the now partially
smoke-obscured company.
“Oh no, let him alone, poor fellow; let him alone,” replied Sir
Moses, coaxingly, adding, “he evidently doesn’t wish to
go—evidently doesn’t wish to go.”
“I don’t know that,” exclaimed Cuddy Flintoff, with a knowing
jerk of his head; “I don’t know that—I should say he’s rather a
y-o-o-i-cks wind ‘im! y-o-i-eks push ‘im up! sort of chap.” So
saying, Cuddy drained his glass to the dregs.
“I should say you’re rather a y-o-i-eks wind ‘im—y-o-i-cks drink
‘im up sort of chap,” replied Sir Moses, at which they all
laughed heartily.
Cuddy availed himself of the _divertissement_ to make another
equally strong brew—saying, “It was put there to drink, wasn’t
it?” at which they all laughed again.
Still there was a disposition to harp upon the hunt—Dribbler tied
on the scent, and felt disposed to lend Jack a horse if nobody
else would. So he threw out a general observation, that he
thought they could manage a mount for Monsieur among them.
“Well, but perhaps his master mayn’t, like it,” suggested Sir
Moses, in hopes that Billy would come to the rescue.
“O, I don’t care about it,” replied Billy, with an air of
indifference, who would have been glad to hunt by deputy if he
could, and so that chance fell to the ground.
“_Hoick to Governor! Hoick to Governor!_” cheered Cuddy at the
declaration. “Now who’ll lend him a horse?” asked he, taking up
the question. “What say you, Stub?” appealing to Mr.
Strongstubble, who generally had more than he could ride.
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