"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“He’s such a beefey beggar,” replied Strongstubble, between the
whiffs of a cigar.
“Oh, ah, and a Frenchman too!” interposed Sir Moses, “he’ll have
no idea of saving a horse, or holding a horse together, or making
the most of a horse.”
“Put him on one that ‘ll take care of himself,” suggested Cuddy;
“there’s your old Nutcracker horse, for instance,” added he,
addressing himself to Harry Waggett.
“Got six drachms of aloes,” replied Waggett, drily.
“Or your Te-to-tum, Booty,” continued Cuddy, nothing baffled by
the failure.
“Lame all round,” replied Booty, following suit.
“Hut you and your lames,” rejoined Cuddy, who knew better—“I’ll
tell you what you must do then, Tommy,” continued he, addressing
himself familiarly to Dribbler, “you must lend him your old
kicking chestnut—the very horse for a Frenchman,” added Cutty,
slapping his own tight-trousered leg—“you send the Shaver to the
Billet in the morning along with your own horse, and old Johnny
Crapaud will manage to get there somehow or other—walk if he
can’t ride: shoemaker’s pony’s very safe.”
“Oh, I’ll send him in my dog-cart if that’s all,” exclaimed Sir
Moses, again waxing generous.
“That ‘ll do! That ‘ll do!” replied Cuddy, appealing triumphantly
to the brandy. Then as the out-door guests began to depart, and
the in-door ones to wind up their watches and ask about
breakfast, Cuddy took advantage of one of Sir Moses’ momentary
absences in the entrance hall to walk off to bed with the
remainder of the bottle of brandy, observing, as he hurried away,
that he was “apt to have spasms in the night”; and Sir Moses,
thinking he was well rid of him at the price, went through the
ceremony of asking the “remanets” if they would take any more,
and being unanimously answered in the negative, he lit the
bedroom candles, turned off the _modérateurs_, and left the room
to darkness and to Bankhead.
CHAPTER XXXIV. GOING TO COVER WITH THE HOUNDS.
HOW different a place generally proves to what we anticipate, and
how difficult it is to recall our expectations after we have once
seen it, unless we have made a memorandum beforehand. How
different again a place looks in the morning to what we have
conjectured over-night. What we have taken for towers perhaps
have proved to be trees, and the large lake in front a mere
floating mist.
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